[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Weāre t-rex soul mates! Short limbs = good squat and bench, bad deadlift, and a penchant for high heels.
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Thatās 100% Derek, right there, LOL
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Weāre t-rex soul mates! Short limbs = good squat and bench, bad deadlift, and a penchant for high heels.
[/quote]
Thatās 100% Derek, right there, LOL[/quote]
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Weāre t-rex soul mates! Short limbs = good squat and bench, bad deadlift, and a penchant for high heels.
[/quote]
Thatās 100% Derek, right there, LOL[/quote]
Yea baby work it.[/quote]
My attempt at saving this thread from the monstrosity you just posted.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Weāre t-rex soul mates! Short limbs = good squat and bench, bad deadlift, and a penchant for high heels.
[/quote]
Thatās 100% Derek, right there, LOL[/quote]
Yea baby work it.[/quote]
My attempt at saving this thread from the monstrosity you just posted.[/quote]
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Weāre t-rex soul mates! Short limbs = good squat and bench, bad deadlift, and a penchant for high heels.
[/quote]
Thatās 100% Derek, right there, LOL[/quote]
Yea baby work it.[/quote]
My attempt at saving this thread from the monstrosity you just posted.[/quote]
I think part of a best friendās job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize youāre wrong.
I totally take back all those times I didnāt want to nap when I was younger.
There is great need for a sarcasm font.
How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
Was learning cursive really necessary?
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. Iām pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
I canāt remember the last time I wasnāt at least kind of tired.
Bad decisions make good storiesā¦
You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just arenāt going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I donāt want to have to restart my collectionā¦again.
Iām always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
I keep some peopleās phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kayā¦
I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
How many times is it appropriate to say āWhat?ā before you just nod and smile because you still didnāt hear or understand a word they said?
19ā¦ I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
Sometimes Iāll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but Iād bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
The first testicular guard, the āCup,ā was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Weāre t-rex soul mates! Short limbs = good squat and bench, bad deadlift, and a penchant for high heels.
[/quote]
Thatās 100% Derek, right there, LOL[/quote]
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Weāre t-rex soul mates! Short limbs = good squat and bench, bad deadlift, and a penchant for high heels.
[/quote]
Thatās 100% Derek, right there, LOL[/quote]
Yea baby work it.[/quote]
Please pass the eye bleachā¦[/quote]
One for the road, got to be on the road for the next 12-14 hours.