[quote]redleg32002000 wrote:
Also “heard” of a 73 year old man coming to the ER to have a 9" dildo removed from his ass. [/quote]
Separate incidences, but,
- The guy entering the ER in a trench coat, trailing a Filter Queen behind him, because the nozzle got stuck.
- The onion. it required a number of doctors, because each time they got a hold of it, it sloughed off another layer of skin, which would lead to wild howls of pain from the patient as the acid burnt him, and the wild howls of laughter from the crowd that had gathered outside.
- Mrs Butterworth bottle.
I know there was a rectum list online somewhere a few years ago.
It’s a beautiful rainy night in Sylvania =)
Midnight stroll with my lady is in order.
go with peace everyone <3
seriously, WTF is up with white guys shoving stuff up their ass?
Night Count. I don’t have an answer for that Red.
[quote]redleg32002000 wrote:
seriously, WTF is up with white guys shoving stuff up their ass?[/quote]
Wtf. I run to the store and you guys close TK11. AND, PMPM starts another…AGAIN.
Sweet!!
Google “glass ass”. Good stuff.
Wondered where you went off to tiger. Welcome back and I’m NOT gonna Google that. <<Google addict.
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Wondered where you went off to tiger. Welcome back and I’m NOT gonna Google that. <<Google addict.[/quote]
Wimp.
I double-dog-dare ya!
I tend to be a queasy person (no nursing program for me) so based on the search words I’m just gonna wimp out on you here. You can tease me mercilessly – I can take it.
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
I tend to be a queasy person (no nursing program for me) so based on the search words I’m just gonna wimp out on you here. You can tease me mercilessly – I can take it. [/quote]
Ok, fine…
A poster here (crimson lilly) posted this video of a guy squatting on a jar and it broke about halfway in. I’ll stop there.
It never ceases to amaze me, the sheer stupidity of people who put the oddest objects in their ass… What goes through their mind???
“Hey, there’s a cool looking jar… it’s a little bigger than the last one, so let’s see if that’ll fit up mah asshole… shoves jar up ass AHHHHHHHHH!!! A NEW PERSONAL RECORD!!!”
“Uh oh”
Andddddddddd they video tape it…that’s all kinds of awesome.
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
Andddddddddd they video tape it…that’s all kinds of awesome. [/quote]
EXACTLY!!!
I’m sorry, but my ass isn’t that camera-friendly.
I’m taking the Fifth on that one.
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
I’m taking the Fifth on that one.[/quote]
Ok, fine.
Everybody’s gone…
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
I’m taking the Fifth on that one.[/quote]
Ok, fine.
Everybody’s gone…
[/quote]
Hai!
I think you were lagging. Hi PMPM.
Okay…so…my thoughts on TK11:
Why in the FUCK would you combine Hello Kitty and bondage? The Japs are seriously mentally fucked UP!!!
pch2: your “real squats” story was hilarious.
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Sup?[/quote]
Que rica! Te quiero comer!
[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
Sup?[/quote]
Que rica! Te quiero comer![/quote]
I don’t speak spanish, but I think what Carlos said is illegal in all Red states.