Hai
This means you have the biggest part of the bills this month!
Almost got it…
PMPM for the win. Oh, I’m in WA.
All your cats are belong to us.
Why on earth would you blow air into a vagina anyway?
That chick holding the cat looks hot.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Why on earth would you blow air into a vagina anyway?
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You wouldn’t, right?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Why on earth would you blow air into a vagina anyway?
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I wouldn’t personally, I’m not a queef fan.
I am guessing people do it just because they can.
It’s like asking why would I cover myself in peanut butter and throw myself into a dog kennel, naked.
[quote]attydeb2005 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Why on earth would you blow air into a vagina anyway?
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You wouldn’t, right? [/quote]
No, but I know a kid that gets off on his chick banging herself with a Maglight.
Those things are covered in like some sort of motor oil… Her vag must be slick and all sorts of fucked up
Personally I think if you’re fixated on stuff pretty far out in left field it means you’re not doing the basics correctly?
Hey this is a true story, check it:
I “know” someone who works at a hospital, and they had this male patient about 2-3 years ago that had to have a maglight flashlight surgically removed from his ass.
He works at a local junkyard and has a longtime girlfriend who came to visit him during his stay. It was so far up his ass they had to cut him open just below the bellybutton and remove it from there. The nurse asked him if she would need to take away his tube of toothpaste, just in case he got any crazy ideas.
did anyone see my post re: the hello kitty bondage room?
Medical types have the best stories.
[quote]redleg32002000 wrote:
did anyone see my post re: the hello kitty bondage room?[/quote]
Yep, I was a bit horrified by it.
Also “heard” of a 73 year old man coming to the ER to have a 9" dildo removed from his ass.
Tonight’s workout:
PVC rolling. (I didn’t cry, but if I hadn’t had the mp3 player turned up, whimpering might have been heard)
KB Swings 2min on, 2min off x5
recumbent bike 20 min plus breaks because my left hip is fucked up like bass’s on a good day.
Did some more whimpering & left. I might have had lat raises in me, but that weight is insignificant enough to be adding insult to (literal) injury.
I know it’s a small gif, but I like it.
Nice KB’s Duck. Rolling hurts so good sometimes (although the wimpering never seems fun).
Also, a woman who came to have a steel rod removed from her urethra. She brought her 14 year old daughter with.
And someone who had 5 Italian sausages, wrapped in ceran wrap, removed from their ass.