Found this on Myspace. Thought it applied to all internet forums…its damn funny. I only wrote the intro.
"I know that is been along fucking time since we all took English class, but I have had it with the fucking geniuses who write-
"lAAsT NiitE WuZZ aWWsoM wE GOt FckEd uP - FuCk u HaTaZ!!! lol!!! "
Write friggin English.
Lose - the opposite of win, to misplace something, ONE FUCKING O
Loose - the opposite of tight, your mother/wife/sister, TWO FUCKING O’s
Looser is an adjective (These pants are looser than those pants), Loser is a noun (You are a fucking loser)
Your - a possessive, similar to mine, his, her as in “Your loose slut of a sister…” NO FUCKING APOSTROPHE
You’re - a contraction of “you are”, as in “You’re a dipshit.” A FUCKING APOSTROPHE
Its - another possessive, similar to your, NO FUCKING APOSTROPHE
It’s - a contraction of “it is”, as in “It’s fucking simple.” A FUCKING APOSTROPHE
Need a trick? Fine - when using ‘it’s’ or ‘you’re’, expand the contraction. If “You’re head is full of shit” becomes “You are head is full of shit” and doesn’t make any sense (maybe it will to you because you’re a fucking idiot), then you are using the wrong word.
To - a preposition, as in “Turn to the right” or “It’s time to go back to school.” ONE FUCKING O
Too - an adverb (know what that is?), synonymous with “also”, “as well” as in “Really? I went to college too. I actually read a FUCKING BOOK.” It can also be used to mean “to a regrettable degree” as in “It’s too late for you, moron.” TWO FUCKING O’s
Two - a number, it comes after one
There - an adverb, similar to here as in “Your short bus is over there.”
Their - yet another possessive, similar to your as in “It’s not their fault that you’re a fucking retard. It’s YOUR fault.”
They’re - a contraction of “they are” as in “They’re not responsible for your complete ignorance of YOUR OWN FUCKING LANGUAGE. READ A BOOK!!”
By the way, grammar is spelled with TWO FUCKING A’s. So next time you want to flame someone for bad “grammer”, at least spell it right.