Eliteballa3 Moments

every now and then you people just make me laugh so hard. i’ve just grabbed a few i could remember, but i’m sure there are people out there who can add some better ones than this.

“…she was laughing and making black church women joy screams…”

“I want to draw a map of Hawaii on her tits.”

“I saw my hot sister, the one where one time in kindergarten I tried to force my dick in her mouth while we were together in the bath tub”

I don’t know about the second quote, but number 1 and 3 belong to kliplemet, not eliteballa.


He seems to show up about every 6 months to show us the lack of progress he has made in steroids or something. We are overdue for a visit.