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Egypt's Strongest Man

I wonder if I can get a medical exemption from working because I’m so strong as well.

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The translation of this interview is all screwed up. What he really said was that his strength comes from the Anaconda Protocol he’s been taking and that he only had one wife until he started using Anaconda. The Egyptian government does not want to give credit for this man’s strength and virility to an American product, so they altered the translation to “melted butter”. Ask any Egyptian, they’ll confirm this. Amazing!

somebody somewhere is sitting in church, praying for the power to bend coins with their face.

Oh shit…why the hell have I been using EVOO when it’s so apparent that melted butter gets you jacked.

Has anybody called this guy out on his bullshit, or is everyone so stricken with fear of an impending hulk-out that they won’t question him?

there are probably guys on this site who are stronger than him

Seriously, wtf? I realize this is the internet we’re talking about but let’s be serious this guy has a fucking permit not to work? Am I being punked and this is like the Egyptian Onion News Network or something?

[quote]Ronsauce wrote:
Oh shit…why the hell have I been using EVOO when it’s so apparent that melted butter gets you jacked.

Has anybody called this guy out on his bullshit, or is everyone so stricken with fear of an impending hulk-out that they won’t question him?[/quote]

God is great. Praise be to god.

I would love to arm wrestle him, about all he could lift is a stick of butter to drink. LOL.

He also has sex fifteen times with each of his four wives every day. Assuming 16 waking hours, that would mean he would have to have sex every 16 minutes.

How does he do it? I don’t think I even want to know!

[quote]50_Caliber wrote:
I would love to arm wrestle him, about all he could lift is a stick of butter to drink. LOL.

He also has sex fifteen times with each of his four wives every day. Assuming 16 waking hours, that would mean he would have to have sex every 16 minutes.

How does he do it? I don’t think I even want to know![/quote]

God is great. Praise be to God.

[quote]belligerent wrote:
there are probably guys on this site who are stronger than him[/quote]

Undoubtedly, there are some big/strong sumbitches on here.

I don’t shake heads, what would happen, I would break your fingers. I about died when I read that part. And it’s Allah is great, praise be to Allah.

[quote]drewh wrote:
I don’t shake heads, what would happen, I would break your fingers. I about died when I read that part. And it’s Allah is great, praise be to Allah.[/quote]

If he’s that strong, it’s a miracle in and of itself that he doesn’t wreck his anus when he wipes after a shit.

Praise be to Allah!

Reporter: “Are there beatings?”
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Wife: “Allah be praised”

What retard medical professional measures strength in horsepower and says it’s due to a vein in the back?

Jesus, they should be able to come up with something better than that at least.

Praise be to Allah.

Stu, welcome to the internet.

Damn I knew it! They didn’t use 100.000 slaves to build the Pyramids! It was his ancestor!

I wanna fight this dude. He don’t look tough at all. He just some fat pathological liar.

I’d buck that blakastani in the face, and make him look like a girl on national tv. No joke.

Man alive I hate Egypt. I hope I never have to go back there. For one thing you can’t get through the airport without 17 different assholes having to inspect your passport. Bah!

absolute bullshit, their coins are probably made from aluminium. how can they come out with all this shit without proving it? during the interview they could’ve got him to pick up the chair one handed or something.

[quote]TheG wrote:
absolute bullshit, their coins are probably made from aluminium. how can they come out with all this shit without proving it? during the interview they could’ve got him to pick up the chair one handed or something. [/quote]

Oh . . . but then he would fly into a rage and tear the entire building down. Couldn’t have that now could we?