Sorry to go off-topic but you reminded me of something. There was a series called "Glenroe" in Ireland years back, and one of the characters was a farmer, who had a small scam. He'd buy eggs in the local store, put them in a container of warmed-up shit with feathers in it, and then sell them to tourists as organic. They got 6 "freshly laid eggs, still warm from the hen". It made me laugh.