Egged My Truck

[quote]SexMachine wrote:
Anyone who questions your authority is obviously guilty and involved in some way. Punish accordingly.[/quote]

US Law Enforcement Protocol!

[quote]BlueCollarTr8n wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:
Anyone who questions your authority is obviously guilty and involved in some way. Punish accordingly.[/quote]

US Law Enforcement Protocol!

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It seriously is. Just ask the TSA. Don’t like being groped? Must be a terrorist. Know your rights and willing to voice them? Must be a terrorist.

Now if you think you do have rights, one last assignment for you. Next time you’re at the computer, get on the Internet, go to Wikipedia. When you get to Wikipedia, in the search field for Wikipedia, I want you to type in “Japanese Americans 1942” and you’ll find out all about your precious fucking rights, Okay? All right. You know about it. In 1942, there were 110,000 Japanese American citizens in good standing, law-abiding people who were thrown into internment camps simply because their parents were born in the wrong country. That’s all they did wrong. They had no right to a lawyer, no right to a fair trial, no right to a jury of their peers no right to due process of any kind.

The only right they had: “Right this way” into the internment camps! Just when these American citizens needed their rights the most, their government took them away! And rights aren’t rights if someone can take them away. They’re privileges. That’s all we’ve ever had in this country, is a bill of temporary privileges. And if you read the news even badly, you know that every year the list gets shorter and shorter. You see all, sooner or later. Sooner or later, the people in this country are gonna realize the government does not give a fuck about them! The government doesn’t care about you, or your children, or your rights, or your welfare or your safety. It simply does not give a fuck about you! It’s interested in its own power. That’s the only thing. Keeping it and expanding it wherever possible.

–George Carlin

[quote]Animal Within wrote:

[quote]Simon Adebisi wrote:
This thread is relevant to my interests.[/quote]

Egging or trucks?

because if it is the former i think we have found the culprit![/quote]

STOP. SNITCHIN’.

[quote]Ratchet wrote:

[quote]SexMachine wrote:

[quote]Ratchet wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Heh.[/quote]

actually, it is the chicken. Scientists found that inorder for the egg to have been created (the egg shell more specifically) you would first need a chicken type animal capable of producing the protien chain needed to create an eggshell… They discovered that while trying to understand that protien because it combines with CO and CO2 to make an eggshell…

the more you know![/quote]

Then where did the first chicken come from?[/quote]

a genetic mutation which cuased an animal (later a chicken) to give birth to its young in eggs… you cant make an egg without a chicken’s ability to make the egg, but an animal can evolve to make an egg without coming from one.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19195_7-simple-questions-you-wont-believe-science-just-answered.html[/quote]

In that case it was the egg. Nobody said it had to be a chicken egg. Millions of eggs were made before a chicken ever existed. Can’t believe I finally solved the lifetime question.

[quote]postholedigger wrote:
Now if you think you do have rights, one last assignment for you. Next time you’re at the computer, get on the Internet, go to Wikipedia. When you get to Wikipedia, in the search field for Wikipedia, I want you to type in “Japanese Americans 1942” and you’ll find out all about your precious fucking rights, Okay? All right. You know about it. In 1942, there were 110,000 Japanese American citizens in good standing, law-abiding people who were thrown into internment camps simply because their parents were born in the wrong country. That’s all they did wrong. They had no right to a lawyer, no right to a fair trial, no right to a jury of their peers no right to due process of any kind.

The only right they had: “Right this way” into the internment camps! Just when these American citizens needed their rights the most, their government took them away! And rights aren’t rights if someone can take them away. They’re privileges. That’s all we’ve ever had in this country, is a bill of temporary privileges. And if you read the news even badly, you know that every year the list gets shorter and shorter. You see all, sooner or later. Sooner or later, the people in this country are gonna realize the government does not give a fuck about them! The government doesn’t care about you, or your children, or your rights, or your welfare or your safety. It simply does not give a fuck about you! It’s interested in its own power. That’s the only thing. Keeping it and expanding it wherever possible.

–George Carlin[/quote]

I haven’t heard that rant in quite a while. You notice nobody talks about the Japanese during WW2 at all? In school your entire year is about slavery and in February it gets 10 times worse, but during history class you get one paragraph on your book about the Japanese. I actually wouldn’t be surprised if History classes next year didn’t even have that included.

I liked the old days when we would just say “stick it in her pooper” and any argument would be finished.

[quote]ssz28envy wrote:
So, I go out to my truck today and saw some dumbass threw 1 egg at it and it splattered all over the driver’s side of the bed. WTF? I guess they missed the Glock sticker on the back window.

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Be happy that the dumbass threw just one egg?

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I’m gonna get a sticker made out of this picture to protect my car. Anybody who isn’t scared of a special boats crew sticker is too badass to exact revenge upon anyways.

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lol