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Eating Kids Causes Obesity


#1


First, kids lately are FILLED with saturated fats and high fructose corn syrup....


#2

Also, I believe in alarm clocks personally. This could have all been avoided with a morning wake up call from a friend.


#3

I saw this story on CNN. Here’s to evolution weeding these people out.

This guy is going to have a pretty rough go in prison I bet (hope).


#4

So…what crime did he commit, again?


#5

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
So…what crime did he commit, again?[/quote]

He had volumes of child porno…


#6

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
So…what crime did he commit, again?[/quote]

According to that article…nothing but talk about it…and have child porn in his house…and a dungeon…with chains…and I am sure a great array of dinnerware.


#7

[quote]AliveAgain36 wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
So…what crime did he commit, again?[/quote]

He had volumes of child porno…[/quote]

Oh.

Yep, that’ll do it.


#8

They found a refrigerator of meat in his dungeon. Turns out it was beef.

However, imagine being the detective that found it prior to it being tested.


#9

[quote]AliveAgain36 wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
So…what crime did he commit, again?[/quote]

He had volumes of child porno…[/quote]

I’m thinking he was deep into role playing on World of Warcraft and things just got drastically out of hand…?


#10

What a fucking pervert. Knowing Mass he’ll be out on the street living next to a school in a year or less.


#11

[quote]AliveAgain36 wrote:
I saw this story on CNN. Here’s to evolution weeding these people out.

This guy is going to have a pretty rough go in prison I bet (hope).[/quote]

no…he probably won’t. Thank liberals for that. He’ll request protection and they’ll segregate him from the rest of them.


#12

[quote]StevenF wrote:

[quote]AliveAgain36 wrote:
I saw this story on CNN. Here’s to evolution weeding these people out.

This guy is going to have a pretty rough go in prison I bet (hope).[/quote]

no…he probably won’t. Thank liberals for that. He’ll request protection and they’ll segregate him from the rest of them. [/quote]

Liberals created solitary confinement?


#13

So, if I have knives in my kitchen, furry handcuffs in my nightstand, and a wooden chest I keep blankets in…


#14

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]StevenF wrote:

[quote]AliveAgain36 wrote:
I saw this story on CNN. Here’s to evolution weeding these people out.

This guy is going to have a pretty rough go in prison I bet (hope).[/quote]

no…he probably won’t. Thank liberals for that. He’ll request protection and they’ll segregate him from the rest of them. [/quote]

Liberals created solitary confinement?[/quote]

Yes. Thomas Eddy, the governor of New York in the 1790s, was a liberal Quaker and social reformer who was one of the first advocates for solitary confinement in the United States as an alternative to hanging.


#15

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]StevenF wrote:

[quote]AliveAgain36 wrote:
I saw this story on CNN. Here’s to evolution weeding these people out.

This guy is going to have a pretty rough go in prison I bet (hope).[/quote]

no…he probably won’t. Thank liberals for that. He’ll request protection and they’ll segregate him from the rest of them. [/quote]

Liberals created solitary confinement?[/quote]

Yes. Thomas Eddy, the governor of New York on 1793, was a liberal Quaker and social reformer who was one of the first advocates for solitary confinement in the United States as an alternative to hanging. [/quote]

Dude, you deserve my congrats and an exclusive “fuck you for that” thrown in for free. Enjoy!


#16

[quote]LoRez wrote:

So, if I have knives in my kitchen, furry handcuffs in my nightstand, and a wooden chest I keep blankets in…[/quote]

Then you’d better hope they don’t find your stash of kiddy porn, and keep those child cannibalism remarks to yourself on online forums.


#17

It woulda been interesting if he actually followed through with it on a couple of kids. Coulda been the new boogy man.


#18

[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:
It woulda been interesting if he actually followed through with it on a couple of kids. Coulda been the new boogy man.[/quote]

It’s been done.

EDIT: Wait, never mind. I was thinking of Jeffrey Dahmer. But Gacy definitely had more bogeyman potential.


#19

[quote]Phoenix44e wrote:
It woulda been interesting if he actually followed through with it on a couple of kids. Coulda been the new boogy man.[/quote]

I think he has the look down already. Could be your new Halloween costume.


#20

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]LoRez wrote:

So, if I have knives in my kitchen, furry handcuffs in my nightstand, and a wooden chest I keep blankets in…[/quote]

Then you’d better hope they don’t find your stash of kiddy porn, and keep those child cannibalism remarks to yourself on online forums. [/quote]

Shit. I replied to this thread involving both kiddy porn and child cannibalism. That already makes me guilty.