So yesterday morning at work me and a few of the new hires were talking. The conversation turned to working out and eating. This kid, just out of college, says the following:
“Did you know that if you eat 8 bananas it equals ONE steroid?”
He’s a nice kid (and I am partly responsible for him becoming a good analyst), so I didn’t rail him too hard. I did politely call BS though, after I quit laughing.
How much is “one steroid” anyway? I wish I had known all along that bananas were a source of testosterone
[quote]Fonebone wrote:
So yesterday morning at work me and a few of the new hires were talking. The conversation turned to working out and eating. This kid, just out of college, says the following:
“Did you know that if you eat 8 bananas it equals ONE steroid?”
He’s a nice kid (and I am partly responsible for him becoming a good analyst), so I didn’t rail him too hard. I did politely call BS though, after I quit laughing.
How much is “one steroid” anyway? I wish I had known all along that bananas were a source of testosterone
Please share your favorite funny newbie quotes…[/quote]
HAH! What BS, I can PROVE him wrong! Next time you see him, tell him I said I eat like 4 bananas a day, and I am still a skinny-fat bastard (you’d figure half a steroid would make you roughly half the size as ronnie coleman). Also, ask him if he recommends I up my banana consumption by 2 bananas a day until I start seing results, because in the past, I have been a non-responder to other steroids (creatine, etc).
[quote]Aleksandr wrote:
Also, ask him if he recommends I up my banana consumption by 2 bananas a day until I start seing results, because in the past, I have been a non-responder to other steroids (creatine, etc).[/quote]
I think that would be OK. Just have your PCT online, because if you’ve never seen “banana gyno”, brother, it’s UGLY!
Also, you may want to consider stacking your bananas with other anabolic fruits.
Uh, I knew a guy, back in the day, and he stacked like ten banannas a day for the steroid effect with three grapefruit, cause it cuts fat and then added liquid creatine and was taking Xenadrine and he got really huge and was like squatting 800 for reps on one leg, and then he started taking this secret chineese herbal mix that he got the recipe for directly from Bill Phillips, whos like the God of Body building, and then like he got really, really huge, and…
Sorry had to take a breath. Takes oxygen deprivation to get my mind to act that addled to type that that.
Alexandr–your problem is that Coleman is using more than “1 steroid”…so the number of nanas you’d have to consume to equal the demand would decimate the industry.
That’s why Al “I secretly married Harry Browne” Shades only eats .9 of a banana, he doesn’t want to have to much Test in his veins, it would spoil the androgenous look.
Thes are all great examples of why you cant have surveys aking kids if the have tried steroids.
If your gonna have a survey then for those who answer yes they need to fill in the name of the drug.
But anyway my buddy was in the locker room at school getting some Surge and a kid walks up bout 19 or so and says “Those are steriods your taking…says ANABOLIC right on the bottle!”
I think the kid is outta the hospital now… Someone better warn him about this bannana thing.
[quote]Joe Weider wrote:
That’s why Al “I secretly married Harry Browne” Shades only eats .9 of a banana, he doesn’t want to have to much Test in his veins, it would spoil the androgenous look.[/quote]
Yes, if he hadn’t started cycling off, he probably would even have started growing pubic hair. The horror.
[quote]michael2507 wrote:
Joe Weider wrote:
That’s why Al “I secretly married Harry Browne” Shades only eats .9 of a banana, he doesn’t want to have to much Test in his veins, it would spoil the androgenous look.
Yes, if he hadn’t started cycling off, he probably would even have started growing pubic hair. The horror.[/quote]
I hadn’t noticed one way or the other. I’m kind of sick that you did.
