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Easy Money

You always see all these “Make 2k in one day!” ads all over the internet. That just got me thinking, has anyone tried something along these lines? if so what happend, did it actually work?

My whole take is if it sounds to good to be true its probably not true

Well, I’ve got a list of few of these sites that really made a few of my friends a lot of money. I’ll give it to you for $29.95.

I’ve also got a great uncle in Zimbabwe that has millions that he needs to wire out of the country somehow. If you help him, he’ll give you $1 million U.S. dollars. Just send him your bank account information.

And you wouldn’t by chance want to enlarge your penis?

I tried one of those envelope stuffing deals a long time ago in college and lost about $50. These are all basically scams. There is no such thing as free money. Even the lottery isn’t free.

Beware.

I was a poor bus boy until I started staying up late watching Tom Vu infomercials.

“You can make mill’on and mill’on of dalla if you come to semina’. I will tich you how to make latta monay.”

What about those infomercials with that douchebag Matthew Lesko, who wears that stupid ass suit with all the question marks on it.

[quote]Tithonus81 wrote:
Well, I’ve got a list of few of these sites that really made a few of my friends a lot of money. I’ll give it to you for $29.95.

I’ve also got a great uncle in Zimbabwe that has millions that he needs to wire out of the country somehow. If you help him, he’ll give you $1 million U.S. dollars. Just send him your bank account information.

And you wouldn’t by chance want to enlarge your penis?[/quote]

deal.

[quote]blok wrote:
Tithonus81 wrote:
And you wouldn’t by chance want to enlarge your penis?

deal.[/quote]

Ok.

Do you want to grow up to 2 inches or more than 2 inches? The former is less expensive and just involves you tying weights to the end of you penis everyday. The latter is gonna cost you a pretty penny, because they have to hunt down a male Siberian tiger and grind his penis up into pills for you to take. This really works though. Send me some money.