T Nation

Drunk Wrestling


#1

Dumb shit, I do not recommend. I wrestled a taller guy who was my weight. That did not go well, I still have tooth aches and chewing hurts. It didn't impress anyone either. Atleast he offered me a drink and we went to the bar together afterwards.

Any good experiences with drunk wrestling?


#2

I dont think that was wrestling. The dude got you wasted and raped your mouth.


#3

Lotta repressed memories.


#4

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I dont think that was wrestling. The dude got you wasted and raped your mouth.[/quote]

x2


#5

I think the story of what led to the wrestling, would be more interesting.


#6

“FRAT! FRAT! FRAT! FRAT!” The rancorous boys yelled in their tight pastel colored polo shirts as they surrounded the lowly Finish boy being raped in the mouth. The proud traditions of fraternal hazing have not diminished in their splendor in over a century.


#7

[quote]zoso764 wrote:
“FRAT! FRAT! FRAT! FRAT!” The rancorous boys yelled in their tight pastel colored polo shirts as they surrounded the lowly Finish boy being rapped in the mouth. The proud traditions of fraternal hazing have not diminished in their splendor in over a century.[/quote]

Rapped? Were they beat boxing? Either way, after that affair, he was finished alright


#8

I went into to a crowd and asked who wants to wrestle. It was forceful but not serious.


#9

Rapping, rapping…at my chamber door?


#10

[quote]Voeoe wrote:
It was forceful but not serious.[/quote]

i would imagine homosexual rape to be both foreful and serious


#11

Funny I would stumble upon this post today. Just last night, I got drunk and wrestled this guy who had been wrestling for 12 years, seemed like a good idea at the time, lol, it was fun though. His girlfriend kept making the comment, wow, too much testosterone in here. Women. They could never understand. But I think she liked it, haha.


#12

I also put two huge holes in my wall, I think wrestling outside might have been a better idea, lol, I have some drywall to hang.


#13

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
I dont think that was wrestling. The dude got you wasted and raped your mouth.[/quote]

Damn…rattled his teeth…hahah


#14

[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
Voeoe wrote:
It was forceful but not serious.

i would imagine homosexual rape to be both foreful and serious[/quote]

I served it, you took it. Good job.