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Drunk At Work!

My boss is on vacation and a co-worker brought in some homemade wine. I dont drink, maybe one or two drinks per year. But I’m pretty crunked at work right now. I had 2 glasses in the past hour! I just thought I woukd let the forum know I’m currently drunk at work!

[quote]PGA200X wrote:
My boss is on vacation and a co-worker brought in some homemade wine. I dont drink, maybe one or two drinks per year. But I’m pretty crunked at work right now. I had 2 glasses in the past hour! I just thought I woukd let the forum know I’m currently drunk at work![/quote]

lightweight!

[quote]Ren wrote:
lightweight![/quote]

Oh I wont deny that. Its better to be a light weight than a drunk tank regular.

You gotta love it when that happens. Party on Garth.

DB

[quote]PGA200X wrote:
My boss is on vacation and a co-worker brought in some homemade wine. I dont drink, maybe one or two drinks per year. But I’m pretty crunked at work right now. I had 2 glasses in the past hour! I just thought I woukd let the forum know I’m currently drunk at work![/quote]

Yay for you.

Unless you’re an air traffic controller, neurosurgeon or one of the guys sitting in the silo that turns the key.

Only time I’ve been drunk at work was when I was a bartender.

[quote]Ren wrote:
PGA200X wrote:
My boss is on vacation and a co-worker brought in some homemade wine. I dont drink, maybe one or two drinks per year. But I’m pretty crunked at work right now. I had 2 glasses in the past hour! I just thought I woukd let the forum know I’m currently drunk at work!

lightweight![/quote]

It should be YEEEAAAH BUDDDY!. LIGHT WEIGHT!

haha ! i get paid to drink @ work ! hahaha !

That oughta make work ALOT more fun.

[quote]PharmD Pete wrote:
Ren wrote:
PGA200X wrote:
My boss is on vacation and a co-worker brought in some homemade wine. I dont drink, maybe one or two drinks per year. But I’m pretty crunked at work right now. I had 2 glasses in the past hour! I just thought I woukd let the forum know I’m currently drunk at work!

lightweight!

It should be YEEEAAAH BUDDDY!. LIGHT WEIGHT![/quote]

LOL That was good!

Enjoy dude! and drink plenty of water (and no more wine) starting about 2 hours before you need to drive home. Driving under the influence is DANGEROUS, to you and others.

On a side note, while I’ve never been drunk at work, I DID drink WAYY too much NyQuil one night, and ended up robo-trippin’ at work the next day on accident. (this was when I worked at the local Apple Store) MAN, dealing with customers when you’re borderline tripping is NUTS.

…I hope YOU don’t have to deal with people at work (other than co-workers)… egh.

LUSH!!!

[quote]PGA200X wrote:
My boss is on vacation and a co-worker brought in some homemade wine. I dont drink, maybe one or two drinks per year. But I’m pretty crunked at work right now. I had 2 glasses in the past hour! I just thought I woukd let the forum know I’m currently drunk at work![/quote]

Well done…

[quote]knewsom wrote:
Enjoy dude! and drink plenty of water (and no more wine) starting about 2 hours before you need to drive home. Driving under the influence is DANGEROUS, to you and others.

On a side note, while I’ve never been drunk at work, I DID drink WAYY too much NyQuil one night, and ended up robo-trippin’ at work the next day on accident. (this was when I worked at the local Apple Store) MAN, dealing with customers when you’re borderline tripping is NUTS.

…I hope YOU don’t have to deal with people at work (other than co-workers)… egh.[/quote]

Oh, I’ll never drive drunk. I’m not stupid. There’s a happy hour after and I’m gonna head out there. I wont drink there and I’ll be fine! Still drunk right now though! I’m scheduled for a protein drink about now but there is no fucking way I’m gonna drink that right now.

[quote]swivel wrote:
haha ! i get paid to drink @ work ! hahaha ![/quote]

What do you do? And what’s your email address so I can send my resume over.

[quote]PGA200X wrote:
My boss is on vacation and a co-worker brought in some homemade wine. I dont drink, maybe one or two drinks per year. But I’m pretty crunked at work right now. I had 2 glasses in the past hour! I just thought I woukd let the forum know I’m currently drunk at work![/quote]

Do they monitor your internet use?

|/ 3Toes

i just emailed your boss…

have a nice day

[quote]The3toedSloth wrote:
PGA200X wrote:
My boss is on vacation and a co-worker brought in some homemade wine. I dont drink, maybe one or two drinks per year. But I’m pretty crunked at work right now. I had 2 glasses in the past hour! I just thought I woukd let the forum know I’m currently drunk at work!

Do they monitor your internet use?

|/ 3Toes

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Naw, I work in a 12 man printshop. I’m the network admin, designer, production artist. That means I can look at porn all day without any repercussions!

[quote]JimmyOZ wrote:
i just emailed your boss…

have a nice day[/quote]

He really wouldnt care. His daughter is here and she knoews were drunk.

[quote]PGA200X wrote:

Naw, I work in a 12 man printshop. I’m the network admin, designer, production artist. That means I can look at porn all day without any repercussions!

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Hook me up!

|/ 3Toes

On a side note, while I’ve never been drunk at work, I DID drink WAYY too much NyQuil one night, and ended up robo-trippin’ at work the next day on accident. (this was when I worked at the local Apple Store) MAN, dealing with customers when you’re borderline tripping is NUTS.

Awesome.