Driving While Shaving Pubes

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
no idea. Keep those freaks out of my state.[/quote]

I know you have the groomer with the in car attachment Wol.

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No mam. I’ve drove drunk, but I’ve NEVER driven and shaved at the same time. I’m not an animal.[/quote]

no, but you are a bad driver
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Shenanigans. North Carolinians are amazing drivers. You Beach Boys and Girls should learn how to drive from us.

I won’t hi-jack the OP’s thread. Sorry, OP.

Yes, I know you’re the OP. I still won’t hi-jack it.[/quote]

Fella I have driven Los Angeles in rush hour, you and your two lane highway are nothing. =)

Texting while driving leaves man in critical condition after late night accident

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L.A. Rush Hour traffic = Stay in the same spot for 10 minutes while playing Jack Johnson on your 8 CD stereo system.

But yes, Texting and driving is idiotic. Using a Cell Phone while driving is just as bad in my opinion.

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
no idea. Keep those freaks out of my state.[/quote]

I know you have the groomer with the in car attachment Wol.

[/quote]

No mam. I’ve drove drunk, but I’ve NEVER driven and shaved at the same time. I’m not an animal.[/quote]

no, but you are a bad driver
[/quote]

Shenanigans. North Carolinians are amazing drivers. You Beach Boys and Girls should learn how to drive from us.

I won’t hi-jack the OP’s thread. Sorry, OP.

Yes, I know you’re the OP. I still won’t hi-jack it.[/quote]

Fella I have driven Los Angeles in rush hour, you and your two lane highway are nothing. =)

Texting while driving leaves man in critical condition after late night accident

[/quote]

L.A. Rush Hour traffic = Stay in the same spot for 10 minutes while playing Jack Johnson on your 8 CD stereo system.

But yes, Texting and driving is idiotic. Using a Cell Phone while driving is just as bad in my opinion.
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I am not a huge fan of Jack Johnson.

Currently for some bizarre reason my favorite song is by Cage the Elephant “Aint no rest for the wicked.”

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
no idea. Keep those freaks out of my state.[/quote]

I know you have the groomer with the in car attachment Wol.

[/quote]

No mam. I’ve drove drunk, but I’ve NEVER driven and shaved at the same time. I’m not an animal.[/quote]

no, but you are a bad driver
[/quote]

Shenanigans. North Carolinians are amazing drivers. You Beach Boys and Girls should learn how to drive from us.

I won’t hi-jack the OP’s thread. Sorry, OP.

Yes, I know you’re the OP. I still won’t hi-jack it.[/quote]

Fella I have driven Los Angeles in rush hour, you and your two lane highway are nothing. =)

Texting while driving leaves man in critical condition after late night accident

[/quote]

L.A. Rush Hour traffic = Stay in the same spot for 10 minutes while playing Jack Johnson on your 8 CD stereo system.

But yes, Texting and driving is idiotic. Using a Cell Phone while driving is just as bad in my opinion.
[/quote]

I am not a huge fan of Jack Johnson.

Currently for some bizarre reason my favorite song is by Cage the Elephant “Aint no rest for the wicked.”
[/quote]

Californians and their beach music. Shame, shame.

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I spent 10 minutes looking for the thread this one was a parody of, as with a title like this I would’ve sworn to God it was a parody of some other thread on shaving.

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The shaving story is already old news, and I believe had been posted here before.
But that truck driver story… I’m speechless.
How much of a horny idiot does one have to be to watch porn while driving.

So sad.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
The shaving story is already old news, and I believe had been posted here before.
But that truck driver story… I’m speechless.
How much of a horny idiot does one have to be to watch porn while driving.

So sad.

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I hadn’t seen the story!!! I read a blurb about it in Details magazine. That magazine also mentions this wwebsite in an article about drugs such as Mirapex.

I read an article last year or so ago where people were getting upset because of people with these DVD units in their cars were watching porn and children could see it. Can you imagine being at a redlight with your car full of kids and in the car next to you a full on porn was playing?

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
I read an article last year or so ago where people were getting upset because of people with these DVD units in their cars were watching porn and children could see it. Can you imagine being at a redlight with your car full of kids and in the car next to you a full on porn was playing?[/quote]

I’ve actually witnessed this a couple of years ago. I was at a redlight and a guy in the lane next to me had porn on his dash DVD screen! To make matters worse, he was also on a cellphone and I was wondering if he was having phone sex along with watching porn and driving.

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What, you guys have never drivesturbated?

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[quote]Fezzik wrote:
What, you guys have never drivesturbated?[/quote]

yeah. it’s like a desk pop everyone does it

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I see porn on car tv’s quite a bit down here, I’ve saw one where the screen was set up in the back window so it was like playing for whoever was behind them. It’s like a pimp thing.

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
no idea. Keep those freaks out of my state.[/quote]

I know you have the groomer with the in car attachment Wol.

[/quote]

No mam. I’ve drove drunk, but I’ve NEVER driven and shaved at the same time. I’m not an animal.[/quote]

no, but you are a bad driver
[/quote]

Shenanigans. North Carolinians are amazing drivers. You Beach Boys and Girls should learn how to drive from us.

I won’t hi-jack the OP’s thread. Sorry, OP.

Yes, I know you’re the OP. I still won’t hi-jack it.[/quote]

Fella I have driven Los Angeles in rush hour, you and your two lane highway are nothing. =)

Texting while driving leaves man in critical condition after late night accident

[/quote]

L.A. Rush Hour traffic = Stay in the same spot for 10 minutes while playing Jack Johnson on your 8 CD stereo system.

But yes, Texting and driving is idiotic. Using a Cell Phone while driving is just as bad in my opinion.
[/quote]

LA rush hour traffic is great, it gives you time to shave.

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[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Fezzik wrote:
What, you guys have never drivesturbated?[/quote]

yeah. it’s like a desk pop everyone does it[/quote]

Whoa, easy there buddy. There’s a world of difference between doing the five knuckle shuffle while driving and doing the same while watching porn. For the most part your attention is on the road and you only lose focus for however long it takes you to blow your load. Well, that and the brief moment you spend worrying about the manjuice leaving stains or streaks when you do it for the first time.

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:

Shenanigans. North Carolinians are amazing drivers. You Beach Boys and Girls should learn how to drive from us.
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Been to Jacksonville lately?

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[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Fezzik wrote:
What, you guys have never drivesturbated?[/quote]

yeah. it’s like a desk pop everyone does it[/quote]

What is a desk pop? Is that slang for masturbating while watching porn at your desk?

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Women drivesturbate. Especially when they have one leg up and the air conditioning vent on their kitty.

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[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Women drivesturbate. Especially when they have one leg up and the air conditioning vent on their kitty.

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I dunno if I would be a fan of the cold air.

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Freaks: NJ Bird Lies About Being Carjacked To Cover Up Car Crash Involving A Random Man And Fellatio

http://bossip.com/267235/freaks-nj-bird-lies-about-being-carjacked-to-cover-up-car-crash-involving-a-random-man-and-fellatio/

Police say a 23-year-old city woman reported she was carjacked at gunpoint in Camden County, breaking her arm after she was thrown from her vehicle. But Sara C. Blasseâ??s story was as fake as it was harrowing, authorities said. Blasse made it up after the SUV crashed while Blasse was performing a sex act on the man who was driving it, police said.Officers later found the vehicle abandoned in Chesilhurst, smoldering and crashed into a tree,

Blasse, of the 1800 block of Galli Drive, was arrested Saturday and charged with filing false reports to law enforcement, according to a police report released Wednesday.

Vineland police initially responded to South Jersey Healthcare Regional Medical Center, where Blasse was being treated for a broken arm â?? an injury she said she received during an armed carjacking.

During an interview at the hospital, Blasse told investigating officer Jeffrey Travaline she was driving home from a friendâ??s house and got lost in Chesilhurst around 6 a.m. that day. She reported she asked a man for directions, but he pulled out a gun, threw her out of the vehicle and drove away, police said.

Blasse said she broke her arm and hurt her head in the fall, according to police.

During the interview at the hospital, police received a report that a 2003 Kia Sorento registered to Blasseâ??s father had been involved in a crash and was found abandoned and smoldering in Chesilhurst. The vehicle had been set on fire intentionally, police said. After further questioning, Blasse admitted she was a passenger in the vehicle at the time of the crash and that no carjacking had occurred, police said. Blasse said she had picked up an unknown man for sex and was performing oral sex when the crash happened, according to police.

She refused to identify the driver, police said. Blasse was processed on a summons for filing false reports and released to the Chesilhurst Police Department for additional charges.

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Weird, can you imagine being the first person in history to die in a car accident and somehow it happens because the car you are driving… drives over you?

It is said that 42-year-old Mary Ward was the first person to die in a car accident. The manner of her death is straightforward: she was run over by a car. The intriguing note behind it is that she was run over by the steam-powered car she had just been riding in. In 1869, when there were hardly any other cars on the road, Ward fell out of the car while it was rounding a bend and landed underneath it. A wheel rolled over her and broke her neck, killing her instantly. In addition to the first traffic fatality, that might make Mary Ward the first bizarre car death on record.

It shouldn’t be surprising when alcohol or some other impairing drug is a factor in unusual auto-related fatalities. Nevertheless, in many cases it isn’t drug impairment that is the specific cause of death. North Carolinian Rodney Cates lost control of his truck and crashed, and police later said “alcohol contributed to the accident.” What killed Cates, however, wasn’t the crash, but the truck’s radio, which flew out of the dash and hit Cates in the head hard enough to kill him.

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Fezzik wrote:
What, you guys have never drivesturbated?[/quote]

yeah. it’s like a desk pop everyone does it[/quote]

What is a desk pop? Is that slang for masturbating while watching porn at your desk?[/quote]

What the semi-funny movie The Other Guys, they actually call it Office Pop I think. You’ll have to watch it and let me know what it’s called.

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[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Women drivesturbate. Especially when they have one leg up and the air conditioning vent on their kitty.

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I dunno if I would be a fan of the cold air.

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oh ya dry it out, thats what we’re all looking forward to.