Driving While Shaving Pubes

Woman Crashes Car While Shaving, uh, Down There
KTLA News
12:45 AM PST, March 11, 2010

KEY WEST – We all know the dangers of driving while texting or talking on a cell phone.

Now Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don’t try to shave your privates while driving, either.

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle accident on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.
It wasn’t a close shave – it was a total wreck.

“She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit,” Trooper Gary Dunick said.

“If I wasn’t there, I wouldn’t have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot … who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, ‘Nothing will ever beat this.’ Well, this takes it.”

Megan Mariah Barnes should not have been driving.

The day before the wreck Barnes was convicted in an Upper Keys court of DUI with a prior and driving with a suspended license.

After the accident Barnes and her ex-husband, Charles Judy, drove another half-mile, then switched seats.

Judy then claimed that he was the driver.

But the burns on Judy’s chest from the passenger-side airbag deploying told another story.

The airbag in the steering wheel did not deploy, according to FHP.

Troopers charged Barnes with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance.

Remember: stay focused when driving and use razor-sharp judgement.


I admit to putting on lipstick at a red light, maybe even lip gloss while driving, but… never shaved my pubes.

Truck driver charged in fatal accident was tired and watching porn movie

An accident happened on the NY Thruway (I-90) back on Decemeber 12, 2009. A 33 year old female driver mother of two had struck a deer and her car had become disabled, in the road. The driver was able to call 9-1-1, but was killed in another accident shortly after.

This is a bizarre story not because of the tragic death of a 33 year old mother of two young children. But, because of what NY State police say was the cause of the accident that killed her. Police charged a truck driver with manslaughter after they say he was tired and “watching a pornographic movie on a laptop” while driving his tractor trailer.

Police investigated the accident on Dec. 12th, 2009 didn’t make the connection that day. But, troopers found a laptop in the truck and did all the normal checks on truckers who are involved in accidents. Like checking logbooks to see that the times are correctly marked to match toll tickets, fuel receipts, cell phone records, and QualComm GPS tracking. As well as any other electronic devices within the drivers reach at the time of an accident.

The police determined the laptop had been in use during the time the accident occurred. They (the police) investigated more and found that the laptop had been streaming a porn movie at the time of the accident. Facts that led investigators to this were, several cars had been able to swerve to avoid the disabled car just before the tractor trailer crashed, the weather was clear that day, and the road was straight and clear although the accident did happen at the top of a grade.

Investigators also determined the Truck Driver was in violation of his log book. A federal regulation is in place that keeps truckers from driving while they are tired. Elevan hours of driving and a driver must have 10 hours off duty. The investigators determined that this driver had rested for four hours in the last 27 hours prior to the accident.

Texting and driving was banned for commercial drivers Tuesday Jan. 26th, 2010. Texting is dangerous, but what this driver was doing is just outrageous. Although it is common for some drivers do use their laptops while driving to look at maps. This is bad enough, but watching movies is down right uncalled for. If you as a truck driver or any driver for that matter, is feeling the need to watch a “PORN MOVIE” please pull into a truck stop or a rest area and do so.

I…I’m not sure how to even begin to respond to the first, let alone the second.

[quote]Haavik wrote:
I…I’m not sure how to even begin to respond to the first, let alone the second.[/quote]

Did you catch in the article where it was her ex-husband with her while she was driving to her boyfriend and he held the wheel while she shaved her bikini area?

I thought this was going to be a personal story, I for one am disappointed.

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]Haavik wrote:
I…I’m not sure how to even begin to respond to the first, let alone the second.[/quote]

Did you catch in the article where it was her ex-husband with her while she was driving to her boyfriend and he held the wheel while she shaved her bikini area? [/quote]

That is amusing. Maybe he planned on picking her up when they were ahem done.

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]Haavik wrote:
I…I’m not sure how to even begin to respond to the first, let alone the second.[/quote]

Did you catch in the article where it was her ex-husband with her while she was driving to her boyfriend and he held the wheel while she shaved her bikini area? [/quote]

MMF!

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]Haavik wrote:
I…I’m not sure how to even begin to respond to the first, let alone the second.[/quote]

Did you catch in the article where it was her ex-husband with her while she was driving to her boyfriend and he held the wheel while she shaved her bikini area? [/quote]

I’m not even sure if i can wrap my mind around that… Woman Shaving pubes while driving. Ex-husband in passenger seat steering. Heading to boyfriends house. Car accident. Wait, wut?

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]Haavik wrote:
I…I’m not sure how to even begin to respond to the first, let alone the second.[/quote]

Did you catch in the article where it was her ex-husband with her while she was driving to her boyfriend and he held the wheel while she shaved her bikini area? [/quote]

I found that horribly amusing, as well.

LOOOL

The first story just helps confirm that thread from the other day about Florida being the white trash capital of the world.

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]Haavik wrote:
I…I’m not sure how to even begin to respond to the first, let alone the second.[/quote]

Did you catch in the article where it was her ex-husband with her while she was driving to her boyfriend and he held the wheel while she shaved her bikini area? [/quote]

MMF!
[/quote]

Tuesday is good for me! =)

Ha - Charrrming

Key West, explains a lot.

What is the deal? I’ve never been to Florida but I’ve heard great things about it.

Now… I did drive through the Ozarks as a kid and they scared the bejeeeezus out of me.

no idea. Keep those freaks out of my state.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
no idea. Keep those freaks out of my state.[/quote]

I know you have the groomer with the in car attachment Wol.

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
no idea. Keep those freaks out of my state.[/quote]

I know you have the groomer with the in car attachment Wol.

[/quote]

No mam. I’ve drove drunk, but I’ve NEVER driven and shaved at the same time. I’m not an animal.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
no idea. Keep those freaks out of my state.[/quote]

I know you have the groomer with the in car attachment Wol.

[/quote]

No mam. I’ve drove drunk, but I’ve NEVER driven and shaved at the same time. I’m not an animal.[/quote]

no, but you are a bad driver

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
no idea. Keep those freaks out of my state.[/quote]

I know you have the groomer with the in car attachment Wol.

[/quote]

No mam. I’ve drove drunk, but I’ve NEVER driven and shaved at the same time. I’m not an animal.[/quote]

no, but you are a bad driver
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Shenanigans. North Carolinians are amazing drivers. You Beach Boys and Girls should learn how to drive from us.

I won’t hi-jack the OP’s thread. Sorry, OP.

Yes, I know you’re the OP. I still won’t hi-jack it.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
no idea. Keep those freaks out of my state.[/quote]

I know you have the groomer with the in car attachment Wol.

[/quote]

No mam. I’ve drove drunk, but I’ve NEVER driven and shaved at the same time. I’m not an animal.[/quote]

no, but you are a bad driver
[/quote]

Shenanigans. North Carolinians are amazing drivers. You Beach Boys and Girls should learn how to drive from us.

I won’t hi-jack the OP’s thread. Sorry, OP.

Yes, I know you’re the OP. I still won’t hi-jack it.[/quote]

Fella I have driven Los Angeles in rush hour, you and your two lane highway are nothing. =)

Texting while driving leaves man in critical condition after late night accident