Since we're discussing Louisiana.
Obligatory Cajun Joke
What is foreplay in Louisiana?
"Hey sis, you awake?"
Two Cajuns, Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are discussing a letter Boudreaux got in the mail
"Thibodeaux, what this big word on chere?"
"it say this letter a subpoena."
"What dat mean Thibodeaux?"
"Well Boudreaux to understand big word like dat, you needs to break it down to its roots. Now it all sound Latin. So lets see. Sub means below somting. And poena, thats Latin for penis. So it mean below the penis."
"In other words they got you by the balls Boudreaux."