hey T-Men, im a college student and threw one hell of a kick ass party last weekend, in the process someone had sex on one of my housemates beds. One of my other housemates (this kid is seriously a little fucking weiner) decided to tell the other housemate that I told the couple to fuck on his bed even though it was he who told them to. These two are like a goddamn gay couple so there is no way my one housemate will believe me if i tell him it was the other way around.
Im shopping around for ideas on how to get back at this little fuck, i considered just kicking his ass but his fathers a lawyer and hes the type of kid that woudl press charges. Any ideas out there, im not gonna move out of the house because i have a great time with the other guys i live with but thse two are just complete jerkoffs.
PM me or post any suggestions; i prefer retaliation that is going to be funny from my end and realy suck from his end.