DON'T You Wanna Grow Up To Be Just Like Me!?!?

I came to the club drunk with a fake I.D. Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me?? I been with 10 women who got HIV. Now don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me? I got genital warts and it burns when I pee…Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me? I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree. You probably wanna grow up to be just like me

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH fuck iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

Eminem’s great. Any other point?

am I the only one who peels his grapes before he eats them?

i’m not a player just an ill rhyme sayer that’ll spray an aerosol can up at the ozone layer

Delete your account.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
am I the only one who peels his grapes before he eats them?[/quote]

Yes, you are.

Actually, 70% of the time I peel my grapes. They taste better than non-peeled grapes :smiley:

Hopefully Cooper isn’t lying so I’m not alone on this here.

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Actually, 70% of the time I peel my grapes. They taste better than non-peeled grapes :smiley:

Hopefully Cooper isn’t lying so I’m not alone on this here.[/quote]

Jesus, what is wrong with you and Cooper?

Do you take the pulp out of the orange juice too?

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Actually, 70% of the time I peel my grapes. They taste better than non-peeled grapes :smiley:

Hopefully Cooper isn’t lying so I’m not alone on this here.[/quote]

Jesus, what is wrong with you and Cooper?

Do you take the pulp out of the orange juice too?[/quote]

Nah, that’s too much work :stuck_out_tongue:

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Actually, 70% of the time I peel my grapes. They taste better than non-peeled grapes :smiley:

Hopefully Cooper isn’t lying so I’m not alone on this here.[/quote]

Uh…heh, heh. I don’t peel them so you are alone on this. Shit, I don’t even wash 'em 'cuz I’m a nasty motherfucker like that.

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Actually, 70% of the time I peel my grapes. They taste better than non-peeled grapes :smiley:

Hopefully Cooper isn’t lying so I’m not alone on this here.[/quote]

Jesus, what is wrong with you and Cooper?

Do you take the pulp out of the orange juice too?[/quote]

Nah, that’s too much work :stuck_out_tongue:
[/quote]

I don’t even bother peeling oranges. I just chew the whole thing up and then spit all the juice out of my mouth and into a pitcher and refrigerate it for when women come over and need something to wash the taste of my jizz out of their mouth when I’ve been eating red meat and broccoli all day.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

Do you take the pulp out of the orange juice too?[/quote]

Drinking OJ sure beats eating OJ.

Of course both beat marrying OJ.

The real question is: does DBCooper peel his victims?

[quote]Rational Gaze wrote:
The real question is: does DBCooper peel his victims?[/quote]

Before or after he makes sweet, sweet love to them?

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Actually, 70% of the time I peel my grapes. They taste better than non-peeled grapes :smiley:

Hopefully Cooper isn’t lying so I’m not alone on this here.[/quote]

Uh…heh, heh. I don’t peel them so you are alone on this. Shit, I don’t even wash 'em 'cuz I’m a nasty motherfucker like that. [/quote]

sigh I knew you’d leave me alone on this.

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Rational Gaze wrote:
The real question is: does DBCooper peel his victims?[/quote]

Before or after he makes sweet, sweet love to them?

[/quote]

during

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]Nikki9591 wrote:
Actually, 70% of the time I peel my grapes. They taste better than non-peeled grapes :smiley:

Hopefully Cooper isn’t lying so I’m not alone on this here.[/quote]

Uh…heh, heh. I don’t peel them so you are alone on this. Shit, I don’t even wash 'em 'cuz I’m a nasty motherfucker like that. [/quote]

sigh I knew you’d leave me alone on this.[/quote]

I thought we were talking about shaving our balls here. I’m confused now.