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DONG Energy, Develop your skills

http://www.talentfactory.dk/composite-1221.htm

Ranging from natural gas drilling in the North Sea to installing wind turbines in Poland and providing fibre-based Internet in eastern Denmark, it is needless to say that the more than 4500 DONG Energy employees have very different backgrounds.

Right from the hardcore mathematician to the environmental specialists and project developers, everybody contributes to improving our activities within the entire energy value chain. Employees include: all types of engineers, physicists, geographers, biologists, economists, linguists and many more.

Being the worldâ??s leading developer and operator of offshore wind energy DONG Energy has a high demand for engineers specialised in and with interest in wind energy. In return DONG Energy offers career opportunities beyond your desk, as we have wind projects in most of Western Europe â?? both onshore and offshore.

In our wind projects we aim to maintain as much in-house know-how as possi-ble. This means having strong engineering capacities within almost all parts of the wind projects â?? from the cradle to the grave.

Main competences in DONG Energy include (among many): Electrical wind farm layout, wind turbine foundations, wind resources, wind turbine loads, com-ponent technology, SCADA systems and development, construction and opera-tion of wind farms.

As an employee, trainee or student at DONG Energy you have the opportunity to work together with a large group of skilled employees with both long and short track records. The people involved in wind energy at DONG Energy have gained knowledge from projects such as: Middelgrunden, Horns Rev 1, Nysted, Kentish Flats, Barrow and Burbo.

Furthermore, DONG Energy is currently de-veloping and planning construction of a large number of on- and offshore pro-jects. For example: Gunfleet Sands 1 + 2, Walney, Horns Rev 2, London Array and Borkum Riffgrund.

Wow somebody is in an esoteric mood today. How many females like this source of energy?

The title…the text…waaa–?

I’ve been misled…

What’s the point of this thread?

[quote]asusvenus wrote:
What’s the point of this thread?[/quote]

dong = penis. Read in that context, it makes it very funny.

[quote]DJHT wrote:
Wow somebody is in an esoteric mood today. How many females like this source of energy? [/quote]

Indeed, although not as much now that I had to explain that Dong meant penis :confused:

I’ve got some serious Dong energy myself.

[quote]BulletproofTiger wrote:
DJHT wrote:
Wow somebody is in an esoteric mood today. How many females like this source of energy?

Indeed, although not as much now that I had to explain that Dong meant penis :/[/quote]

I thought they were great. Thanks for chuckle.

[quote]BulletproofTiger wrote:
asusvenus wrote:
What’s the point of this thread?

dong = penis. Read in that context, it makes it very funny.[/quote]

Ohh,I guess I’m just too used to Dong energy the company, since I’m from Denmark as well.

[quote]asusvenus wrote:
BulletproofTiger wrote:
asusvenus wrote:
What’s the point of this thread?

dong = penis. Read in that context, it makes it very funny.

Ohh,I guess I’m just too used to Dong energy I’m from Denmark.[/quote]

Fixed.

[quote]Vicomte wrote:
asusvenus wrote:
BulletproofTiger wrote:
asusvenus wrote:
What’s the point of this thread?

dong = penis. Read in that context, it makes it very funny.

Ohh,I guess I’m just too used to Dong energy I’m from Denmark.

Fixed.

[/quote]

:frowning:

Rereading it through… Pure comedy.

Who wouldn’t want more DONG ENERGY?

I’m actually a GIS consultant to DONG Energy. DONG uses GIS to manage ASSets.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
I’m actually a GIS consultant to DONG Energy. DONG uses GIS to manage ASSets.[/quote]

So basically DONG rewards you for watching ASSets? Sounds like a good job. I watch ASSets all day long, yet DONG has given me nothing but the SHAFT.

[quote]BulletproofTiger wrote:
SteelyD wrote:
I’m actually a GIS consultant to DONG Energy. DONG uses GIS to manage ASSets.

So basically DONG rewards you for watching ASSets? Sounds like a good job. I watch ASSets all day long, yet DONG has given me nothing but the SHAFT.[/quote]

It’s good being a DONG consultant.

Notable quote: “I get my energy from DONG, all day long”

In case you missed it, DONG is reducing the size of its STAFF:
http://www.dongenergy.com/EN/Investor/releases/Pages/omx%20feed%20list%20details.aspx?omxid=446028

Of course, this will result in a smaller, but more efficient DONG. DONG need not be so big to be effective. It’s not the size of DONG, it’s the amount of energy it delivers.

in mother russia, DONG energy uses you!.. that made no sense

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
BulletproofTiger wrote:
SteelyD wrote:
I’m actually a GIS consultant to DONG Energy. DONG uses GIS to manage ASSets.

So basically DONG rewards you for watching ASSets? Sounds like a good job. I watch ASSets all day long, yet DONG has given me nothing but the SHAFT.

It’s good being a DONG consultant.

Notable quote: “I get my energy from DONG, all day long”

In case you missed it, DONG is reducing the size of its STAFF:
http://www.dongenergy.com/EN/Investor/releases/Pages/omx%20feed%20list%20details.aspx?omxid=446028

Of course, this will result in a smaller, but more efficient DONG. DONG need not be so big to be effective. It’s not the size of DONG, it’s the amount of energy it delivers.[/quote]

This thread has great potential for win.