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Doing 'Shrooms with Ronnie Coleman

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Shieeeet! That bitch’s face is melting!


Lee was much better at holding his bong hit in.

Thus, he felt the effects much sooner than Ronnie.

God DAYUM it’s hard to roll a joint with these big-ass fingers!

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I would just make sure that ronnie has a good time. You dont want to have him have a bad trip and start screaming lightweight and kicking the ever living shit out of you or much much worst you could end up with lil ronnie and the raisenettes buried deep inside of you.

[quote]AllerCuzine wrote:
I would just make sure that ronnie has a good time. You dont want to have him have a bad trip and start screaming lightweight and kicking the ever living shit out of you or much much worst you could end up with lil ronnie and the raisenettes buried deep inside of you.[/quote]

This is funny.

[quote]John Q. Adequate wrote:
Omigod omigod omigod the clowns are coming to eat me!!![/quote]

I like this one the best.

[quote]FightingScott wrote:
Step 1: Aquire some Shrooms. Don’t leave them at home.

Step 2: Get a room at the Country Inn & Suites By Carlson Lewisville. Get a 3-Day reservation.

Step 3: Go to Metro-Flex for all the three days you are in town. The first day you go, Ask Brian Dobson if Ronnie is going to be coming in during the next 3 days.

Don’t call ahead and ask if he’ll be there. That’s just creepy. It makes it seem like you’re making a trip down to Texas for no other reason than to see Ronnie. That’s weird and you know it is. Don’t call Metroflex at 817-465-9331 and ask ahead of time. No one wants to trip with a creeper.

Step 4: Meet Ronnie in the gym. Talk to him.
Don’t just ask if he wants to go take some shrooms right off the bat. That would be creepy as well. You’re probably gonna have to be clever in bringing up shrooms with Ronnie. One one hand he’s a cop, but on the other he did do a fare amount of steroids.

Don’t forget to ask about his wife. He’s married now.

Let’s be realistic. Ronnie Coleman isn’t exactly Paris Hilton. It’s probably not too hard to run into him if you are in the Metroplex area.

Maybe you can do Shrooms with Branch if things with Ronnie Don’t work out.[/quote]

HAHA thats creepy and you know it!

You are going to have to trick him into eating it. Powder the shrooms and melt into a powerbar or something.

Years of training to become arguably the best there ever was so a bunch of internet comedians could mock him. Great tribute for a lifting site.

[quote]hel320 wrote:
Years of training to become arguably the best there ever was so a bunch of internet comedians could mock him. Great tribute for a lifting site.[/quote]

I believe the thread was started to poke fun at a forum member who started a similar thread yesterday.

This one to be exact:

[quote]hel320 wrote:
Years of training to become arguably the best there ever was so a bunch of internet comedians could mock him. Great tribute for a lifting site.[/quote]

I got nothing but respect for Ronnie, I in no way belittled any of his accomplishments.

[quote]Mutu wrote:
Advice?[/quote]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

[quote]Polish Rifle wrote:
hel320 wrote:
Years of training to become arguably the best there ever was so a bunch of internet comedians could mock him. Great tribute for a lifting site.

I believe the thread was started to poke fun at a forum member who started a similar thread yesterday.

This one to be exact:

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and this one:

At one point the Ronnie Coleman and the shrooms thread were right above each other on my screen.

Many shots of Absolut later I wondered what it would be like to shroom out with Ronnie.

I’ve never tried 'em, but if Ronnie offered me some…

[quote]hel320 wrote:
Years of training to become arguably the best there ever was so a bunch of internet comedians could mock him. Great tribute for a lifting site.[/quote]

Pffft. I was just kidding.

I dun’ wan’ none of y’all making a mockery outta me!

Bwahahahaha! I love that commentary, John Q.