I found this here on the Nation and thought it was funnier’n hell!
"At one point, we were using something called Heiferoid. It was called Synovox H, I think. It was a mix of propionates and estrogen for cows. And it would come in this big strip of pellets. Eight pellets was 200 mg, and this was when we couldn’t find anything. So we’d buy this stuff ï¿½?? it was cheaper than hell.
It came with this big cattle gun, and you were supposed to shoot it behind your ear, and I’d look at this thing and say, “You know, I ain’t doin’ it.”
We couldn’t get anyone to take the pellets in the ass, so what we did, we’d take a soup spoon, turn on the stove, and we’d put two cc’s of olive oil in the spoon and add 8 pellets. We’d cook it until it dissolved, and I can’t remember the exact times, but it was down to a fuckin’ science. As soon as it dissolved, you had to wait exactly 37 seconds or something after you pulled it off the stove to pull it into the syringe.
If you didn’t wait 37 seconds, you’d melt the syringe. If you waited too long, it would start to coagulate again and you’d never get it through.
Once you got it in the syringe, you had to run it under cold water for 25 seconds. And then shoot the shit as fast as you could, because it would start to bind again. And it always did bind back up in your ass. And you’d get that shock syndrome because you were shooting this hot oil in your ass and you’d lose your breath.
Our heads got all big and bloated. We looked like the guy from The Family Guy. Sometimes, because the estrogen was so high, you’d get just huge bitch tits. One guy could even squeeze stuff out of his nipple.
We lived on this shit for about a year!"