Okay, so I just got back into town earlier this week after visiting my parents for the holidays. There’s this old lady who lives down the street from me and for the last year or so I’ve been going over to her house and mowing her lawn and cleaning up her yard for her and shit like that. She’s about 85 and has no relatives in the area except some degenerate son who embezzled a bunch of money from her about 20 years ago.
So, being such a nice fucking guy, I volunteered to help her out around the yard on the weekends when I have time.
Well, she has this humungous wolf/dog of some sort that shits all over the yard. The lawn is covered in it, the flower beds are covered in it, the side yards, the landscaping, everything. This fucking asshole of a dog just shits and shits and shits.
Since I was out of town for about three weeks her yard was a complete shit sty when I got back. It rained quite a bit when I was gone so all the shit is smeared all over the lawn and that sort of thing. I’m sick of cleaning up shit all over the yard for this old lady.
So, how can I get this dog to just shit in one spot rather than cover the whole goddamned yard with it? Is there anything I can do to steer the dog away from the lawn, or at least get him to localize his shit in one area so I can just go in there with a shovel and scoop it all out each week, rather than tip-toe around the entire yard using a small rake and a shovel to pick this fucking dog’s shit up?
Any advice would be welcome. Well, not ANY advice. Only advice related to this thread.
TLDR; go fuck yourself if it’s too long and learn how to read while you’re at it.