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Doctors on Meat


#1

i once asked a doctor about healthy diet.now this guy was no ordinary doctor,but big heavily mucled man.
he replied- IF CARROT WAS HEALTHY ,RABBIT WOULD BE A TIGER!-
Although it was meant as a joke,do you think there are deeper implications?


#2

No.


#3

WTF Man?
We all know carrots are for the eyes ; )

Your a chatty guy ah?


#4

I'll let this Doctor on my meat.


#5

Gee, you mean I need to eat da dere proteinz to grow?!

Dude, I'd eat small children to continue to grow.


#6

Either English is the doctor's second language or his grammar sucks?


#7

I get so depressed everytime I see a new Balbos thread. I just know the second I read it my IQ will actually drop a few points.

This one is not an exception...

Do we have awards for Troll of the Year? He's only been a member for three days and he's already a contender.


#8

Come on man I got that fortune cookie last night, don't pass it off on your doc.


#9

Was carrot his pet name for you ?


#10

Oh...Lord.


#11

Maybe another transformation of Will? I am not sure, but it is possible.


#12

Sweet fu

Did you know that Gorillas are vegetarians.


#13

LOL!


#14

Why don't you tell these little anecdotes to your buddies at "the gym" and spare us the blather unless they are impressed?


#15

I guess that doctor has never eaten a carrot then? What's wrong with you, and why are you so stupid?


#16

did you know that cows can live off grass and we cant because we cant digest cellulose. simplistic cross-species comparisons are pointless.


#17

This is not meant for Balbos in particular, but this quote should go up there with "Lightpower", "Tubesteak" and "Boogie"...it's so brilliantly T-Nation....

"What's wrong with you and why are you so stupid? Lightpower Tubesteak Boogie!!" It's like a little themesong.