Pffffffft, I just turned 30 and I have been a grumpy old man for the past 5-6 years. It seems that as I get older, everyone else becomes dumber, more irritating, and less pleasant to be around.
I think maybe my bullshit detector is becoming more sensitive and better at picking up on everyone’s stupid bullshit.
Everywhere I go, everyone I see, all people I encounter have a more disgusting aura then they did a year ago. People just suck. I hate people. Everyone is so fucking disgusting in my eyes.
If you don’t believe me, just go to a mall, or a walmart. You will see horrible people all over the place, they all look like livestock, like it’s a damn zoo. Pigs and cows and monkeys and chickens… I hate it.
You know what else? It’s the smell! People, especially in large numbers, just give off a foul stink that makes me want to retch. It is sickening and repulsive. You can almost see it! Like green fumes hovering over people. It is enough to make me want to stab myself in the throat with a rusty screwdriver. I can’t stand it.
And KIDS… GEEEEEZUZ. Don’t even get me started on how much I hate children, in fact, just thinking about children makes me tremble with furious rage. Stupid, disgusting people should NOT be allowed to breed. PERIOD. Only smart, rational people should be allowed to have children. You have seen these kids, the offspring of stupid, disgusting people. You know what I am talking about. I just have the balls to say it.
Things would be so much different if I were in charge of everything. Most people would not be allowed to even go outside. Man, that would be so sweet. A world without people… Ahhhhhhhhhh… bliss…