I don't get it...I get asked this bullocks all the time. At least half the people are nice the Mussies. I just get called a pagan and a cultist.
Q: Why can't Catholics decide when Lent/Advent begins?
A: We do know when it begins ass, just because you can't follow a liturgical calender with more than three holidays on it doesn't mean we don't know when it is.
Q: Why can't you eat today?
A: Why are you eating during a season of prayer, fasting, and alms giving? Shouldn't you be doing penance for Easter/Christmas? Or are you just going to roll up in your brand new shiny Cadillac in your brand new Easter color suit wearing Baptist self, while telling your poor hungry brethren laying in the gutter that they just need a little more Jesus?
Q: But you look like a Muslim!
A: Allahu Akbar!
Q: I don't know you spoke Latin!
A: Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris
Q: Why can't you pray on your coffee break?
A: No wonder we burned heretics, Catholics take wine breaks.