Anybody on the forums read Discworld? Or even if you don’t, anyone understand this?:
“She wishes to see you because, she says, she has a complaint. She is a maid.”
Lord Vetinari looked over the top of the paper.
“Tell her I can’t help her with that. Perhaps, oh, I don’t know, a different perfume would help?”
I’m assuming it’s some sort of pun, I can’t figure it out.