Desperate Idiot Needs Help

[quote]sanik wrote:
HELLO T-Nation “BANGS HIS BATTLE SHIELD” AROOOOOUUUUUUU!!

I AM A 19 YEAR OLD IDIOT ON WELFARE,IN MONTREAL QUEBEC CANADA, WITH NO MONEY FOR A GYM MEMBERSHIP OR FOOD FOR THAT MATTER!!

I want to grow STRONG and POWERFUL and GET MANLY. Right now im a scrawny underweight, undermuscled puny excuse for a man, I got a good head on my shoulders, positive guy but im fucking chicken little!

WHAT DO I DO!

I have no money
I wait in line at food bank
I smoke marijuana like a stupid jack ass
I dont have a job! (although im looking and do some volunteering with the green party of canada but im still a little bitch!)

BUT I DONT WANA BE A LOSER
I WANA WIN!!

BIG DOGS WHAT CAN THIS WOLF CUB DO TO GET SOME BITE INTO HIS BARK AND SOME BARK INTO HIS BITE! PHYSICALLY, MENTALLY, EMOTIONALLY, THE WHOLE SHABANG?!!?

AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

STEADY WOLF OUT!
[/quote]

Do you like RUSH, or Triumph for the battle of the best Canadian bands?

[quote]entheogens wrote:
swirly wrote:
Quit smoking pot, save 20 bucks a month.

Are you saying you have a source from which you can get pot for $20/month. Could you PM me contact info for your source?

[/quote]

some people only smoke a dub sack a month.
these people are sad.

[quote]streamline wrote:
Go to prison, they have food and weights. You can also see what happens to losers. B.C. is looking for workers and we have the Worlds Best Pot. Hello is anyone home![/quote]

for real?

I know the second part is true I lived in washington state a couple years and I loved that weekly trip to vamcouver for loading up cruise ships.

but looking for workers? really? if I was allowed to move to BC I would so expat there for the pot alone

http://www.T-Nation.com/free_online_forum/sports_body_training_performance_bodybuilding/starting_to_lift

[quote]Stone101 wrote:
http://www.T-Nation.com/free_online_forum/sports_body_training_performance_bodybuilding/starting_to_lift

[/quote]

hahaha…wow! Epic delayed troll fail!

Get a job.

[quote]Nich wrote:
streamline wrote:
Go to prison, they have food and weights. You can also see what happens to losers. B.C. is looking for workers and we have the Worlds Best Pot. Hello is anyone home!

for real?

I know the second part is true I lived in washington state a couple years and I loved that weekly trip to vamcouver for loading up cruise ships.

but looking for workers? really? if I was allowed to move to BC I would so expat there for the pot alone[/quote]

The government was advertizing on the internet. Lots of job, signs up every where. Signs like “No resume needed”,“Join our team”, “Hiring all positions”. The Trades are paying top dollar. Projects are stalled from worker shortage. It’s are workers haven right now.

[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
streamline wrote:
Go to prison, they have food and weights. You can also see what happens to losers. B.C. is looking for workers and we have the Worlds Best Pot. Hello is anyone home!

dont yall have bears and shit?[/quote]

Keeps the tourists away from the outdoor grow-ops. Lots of cougars to, both two and four legged.

[quote]streamline wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
streamline wrote:
Go to prison, they have food and weights. You can also see what happens to losers. B.C. is looking for workers and we have the Worlds Best Pot. Hello is anyone home!

dont yall have bears and shit?

Keeps the tourists away from the outdoor grow-ops. Lots of cougars to, both two and four legged.[/quote]

LOL, from the home of the newly weds and nearly deads. (You are in Victoria, I think )
I miss home!

LOL

I was half kidding.

Im doing alright i dont really smoke pot and sucking dick just isnt for me anymore… it used to be back in the golden days ahhh…

remember the times.

So im listening to John Parrs Man in Motion from the 80’s and im like

LOL

I was half kidding.

Im doing alright i dont really smoke pot and sucking dick just isnt for me anymore… it used to be back in the golden days ahhh…

remember the times.

So im listening to John Parrs Man in Motion from the 80s! i admit it, im a bit of a half bitch, not in the sense that im a midway transvestite but in the sense that im a really great guy but need that incredile hulk physique to fuck girls like Vida Guerra instead of shooting off loads at a porno magazine dart board.

hahaha.

Yeah so right now im tyring to set up a promoting business with a few of my friends we are the ECCENTRIC MAFIA, so watch out…

I broke my ghetto ass welfare groccery bill in half and bought myself a pair of 15 lbs free weights because im a scrawny cracker assed whiteboy. PEACE OUT.

i like the idea of ramen and tuna that is a great idea.

[quote]Polish Rifle wrote:
Buy a bullet and rent a gun.[/quote]

LMAO that movie was awesome

Hey whats so sexy about woman shaped like barbed wire steel? power lifting chicks give me a softy. wont catch me dart boarding that shiat.

meh, id hit it.

[quote]sanik wrote:

I broke my ghetto ass welfare groccery bill in half and bought myself a pair of 15 lbs free weights because im a scrawny cracker assed whiteboy. PEACE OUT.

[/quote]

Get a job and pay for your own fucking weights.

Ok but now I gotta start thinking seriously. gona rummage through these articles.

Whateve rman i dont wana start a flame war with the guy with a bdsm avatar. might electrocute my nipples or someshit ahhahaha.

Get an education and a job you tool bag.

yes I have known about tnation for along time but now im turning 20 in decembver and i realize the impoortance of my health.

so here i am, hope i dont fall off again :slight_smile: