Desert Island top 5

I’m with Solomon Grundy

1- Mrs. Billyboy
2- Miss Billyboy #1
3- Miss Billyboy #2
4- well crap! I guess that’s all I need!

  1. no women, because even on a deserted island surrounded by 5000 miles of water, they’d still all find some way to leave me and head for the nearest Ethan Allen furniture store where they’d still think it’s acceptable to max out my gold card on furniture for their new place.

not that I’m bitter or anything…

i used to be addicted to the DSC–i would listen for 5 hours every morning and 3 hours every night. that show is freakin’ amazing.

2 years ago i moved up to the o.c., and now i can only get KGB when i’m in my car early in the morning (which doesn’t happen very often anymore.)

i miss that show like it’s a member of my family.

sorry for the temporary hijack.

I need but ONE girl…

Fox early morning news anchor. The odd name who always wears a short skirt.

Yum yum yum. If you don’t think news anchors can’t be hotter than hollywood braindead stars, think again.

My top 5 are:

  1. Shannon Elizabeth
  2. Jessica Alba
  3. Eliza Dushku
  4. Jennifer Garner
  5. Jessica Simpson

For me, it’d be a “dessert” island top 5… I don’t need to be in a desert to appreciate these yummy babes.

Anyhow, excepting my girlfriend, whom none of you have seen anyway:

  1. Torrie from the WWE;

  2. Trish Stratus from the WWE;

  3. Lauren Green from Fox news – sexy, smart and cultured;

  4. Jennifer Garner (who would be required to wear her Elektra costume from the awful Daredevil movie);

  5. The female sideline reporter on Fox football telecasts whose name escapes me right now – hot chick who digs football.

Also – DSC is the best morning show ever. I listened to them back when I lived in San Diego, even when them moved from 101.1 to 105.3 and then back again. Is Abromowitz (sp?) still losing golf bets?

Salma Hayek
Jennifer Anniston(is it just me or does any one else think that her nipples should be included in the credits cause they make an appearance in every episode.)
Linda Carter(WonderWoman)
Mrs. NHIron
This girl from high school Anne Grayson

Yeah Barrister, Bromo is still losing golf bets… Worse yet is that he’s still making those golf bets.

B.

Diesel her name is Kieran Chetry. I used to work with her back in my hometown. Trust me she’s not that hot.

I thought Diesel was talking about E.D. Hill

I’ve decided my wife is no longer invited and that Salma Hayek will be taking her place.

  1. and 2) The Olsen twins, for obvious reasons (x2)

  2. friend’s mom, cause she looks like a short 40 year old barbie and is a really good cook

  3. Jessica Simpson, to pray for my soul for whatever may happen on the island, and utter uselessness

  4. this girl katie i know at wake forest, cause we keep trying to get together over breaks but family vacations/broken cell phones/funerals keep getting in the way, and since i had the balls to ask her out in the summer i might as well follow through at some point

  1. Famke Jansen (I love this chick)
  2. Gabby Reece (I REALLY love 6 ft tall women)
  3. Jessica Simpson
  4. Natalie Portman
  5. The red headed chick from WWE that has the huge shoulder tat. I don’t know her name, but her dirrty self does it for me.

i’d take 1) a guy that can chop down trees 2) a guy that can build a decent boat out of trees 3) a guy to sail the boat 4) a guy who knows how to navigate.

thats it, although i was thinking of filling the 5th spot with a porn star, i’d rather have more leg room on the boat

Jessica Simpson
Britney Spears
Rebbeca Gayhart (noxema girl)
Camera Electra
“Kelly” from save by the bell

I’d probably go with:
1/Lonnie Anderson(back when she was on WKRP)
2/Bono (not for any sexual purposes!)
3/My uncle Frank, who’s also my best friend
4/Robin Williams
5/the"butt implant" chick

with a name like lumburjak why would you need a guy who can cut down trees???

Is the porn star at least going to be female?

lumberjack is a nickname i got from the way i play hockey…

and i’d rather have people on the island that can figure out how to get me off the island rather than hot chicks that may or may not have sex with me (i’m pretty hairy, search my pics).

the (female) porn star would probably end up jumping ship after about 30 minutes with me anyway, so why not just save her the trouble and not bring her?

Eliza Dushku
Jeremy Shockey’s Girl
Michelle Pfieffer
Melissa Stark
Sara Michell Geller

Kieran Chetry - that’s it.

I’d take her any day over Britney Spears and her hollywood braindead whore friends.

Kieran is gorgeous and smart, two things that a girl should always have.

Sure, Britney might be good for a couple days, but then it’s ‘Would you JUST shut the fuck up?’

I’d sure as hell take someone I’d want to be around for a long while.