Lumpy posted a hilarious "Republican Convention Program" on another thread. I thought that this would also be amusing, I hope you all agree:
Democratic Party Convention Program:
6:00pm-Opening flag burning ceremony and Earth Day dance.
6:30pm-Anti-war rally no. 1
6:40pm-Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:00pm-Tribute to France
7:10pm-Collect offerings for al-Zawahrei defense fund.
7:20pm-Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25pm-Tribute to Germany.
7:45pm-Anti-war rally no 2.(moderated by Michael Moore).
8:00pm-John Kerry Presents one side of the issues.
8:25pm-Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm-Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm-Gay marriage ceremony.
10:00pm-Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
10:00pm-Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm-Cameo Appearance by Hillary!
10:40pm-Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm-Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm-Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm-Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm-John Kerry presents the other side of the issues.
11:30pm-'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm-Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00Mid-Nomination of Democratic candidate.
I hope it brought at least a smile to your face. Do you have a favorite?