From an email I got…
Person that acts like a baby when you don’t consider him as an adult.
Teenager expected to behave like an adult so that the adults can go out and behave like teenagers.
JUST A FRIEND
Person of the opposite sex who has that little je ne sais quoi that removes all desire to sleep with her.
Two syllables, two vowels, two consonants and two idiots.
Not man enough to be an engineer; not gay enough to be a designer.
A person who write a 10,000 word document and titles it “Summary”
Young lady, sexy and lightly dressed, whom you always see when you’re in the car with your wife.
Old car where every part makes noise, except for the radio.
Assembly of curves that straightens a line.
Group of 12 people, united by luck of the draw to decide who, of the accused or the victim, has the best lawyer.
Union between two people that allows them to endure together things they wouldn’t have had to endure had they stayed single.
Two persons that teach a child to walk and talk so that they may later tell him to sit down and shut up.
Sneeze in your underwear.
Erogenous zone of the woman located between the two big toes.
Animal who has an extremely rapid growth rate between the moment when he’s caught by a guy and the one when he tells his friends about it.
Someone who solves a problem you didn’t have, in a way you don’t understand.
Smart person who helps people become crazy.
Blind man looking in a dark room for a black cat that isn’t there.
Little kid dressed like an idiot following a tall idiot dressed as a little kid.
One who arrives after the battle and walks on the injured.
One who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back when it starts to rain.
Someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Expert who’ll know tomorrow why his prediction from yesterday didn’t happen today.
Someone who steals your watch, gives you the time and then charges you for the service.
Someone who tells you to go to Hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip.
Vertical frustration of a horizontal desire.
Person who takes money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect one from the other.
Liberty you afford someone so that he can mess up.
That sinking feeling you get when a fantastic ass doesn’t match the face as the person turns around.
Admission test given to new interns at the Whitehouse.
Said of a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.
What every woman marries without knowing it.
Place where you can hang your clothes when there remains no available door knobs.
Person who can’t appreciate Tchaikovski’s music unless he can spell his name.
Something that’s easier to achieve in December.