One Flame Shirt.
Reward for Safe Return.
Dissing the shirt?
I am appalled and quite frankly, disappointed that the shirt got dissed by a magazine called "Testosterone". It is common knowledge that the only thing cooler than a Flame Shirt is a 55 Bel Air painted to match. Of course I may have invited the caustic garment related comment with my belittling (yet true) treatment of Timmy P on the forums and as such, I call truce and ask that you assist me in finding the wayward shirt.
See, the shirt is sensitive, much like many modern day renaissance men, the shirt has a tender, sensitive side and I think your comments have wounded it. Normally when the Shirt takes leave for a few days it can be found somewhere in Mexico having unprotected sex with Beautiful College Co-Eds, Karaokeing Jimmy Buffet tunes and Winning Limbo Contests but it is nowhere to be found. I fear the worst.
Sure I have a closet full of them but "Lupe" was my first and as such remained my favourite, to think of "him" wallowing in some dirty Bar drinking cheap Scotch, muttering veiled threats at invisible companions and feeling sorry for himself much like Hemingway near the end, is too much to bear.
Of course, I am still hoping against hope that the Shirt will return but in case "Lupe" is gone forever, your check for $23.99 CDN ( despite the Loonies recent re-surgence, converted to U.S currency that's about 4 buttons, one large Toenail clipping and a mint condition Suzy. B. Anthony coin) would be appreciated.