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Deep Political Comment Here...

John Kerry was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing
pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids
whatever they wanted.

The first kid says, “I want to go to Disneyland.”
Kerry says, "No problem, I’ll take you there on my private airplane "

The second kid says, “I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan’s.” Kerry
says, “I’ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!”

The third kid says, “I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV
and stereo headset!”

John Kerry is a little perplexed by this and says, “But you don’t look
like you’re handicapped.”

The kid says, “I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from