So I was driving to work in the Communist State of Maryland (not by choice) and I was nabbed by one of those damn speed cameras. In order to preserve freedom and the American way I of life, I hereby call on all like-minded individuals to take arms (spray paint, bat, chainsaw) against these tyrannical contraptions and rise up against the corrupt money hungry douche bag politicians.
For “These are the times that try men’s souls: The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of his country; but he that stands NOW, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: 'Tis dearness only that gives every thing its value. Heaven knows how to put a proper price upon its goods; and it would be strange indeed, if so celestial an article as FREEDOM should not be highly rated. Britain (Maryland) with and army to enforce her tyranny, has declared that she has a right (not only to TAX) but “to BIND us in ALL CASES WHATSOEVER,” and if being bound in that manner, is not slavery, then is there not such a thing as slavery upon earth. Even the expression is impious, for so unlimited power can belong only to GOD.” Thomas Paine
Fuck You Maryland