Death threats

Best Quote in hte movie “Way of the Gun”…

“I’m goona beat you silly, then fuck you stupid”

So Nate Doggy dog, scoring with the cousin. Way to go bro!! Just kidding. Although if you want to send her MBE’s way I am sure he would appreciate it. he digs the younger chicks you know.

:slight_smile: groove

okay this one is kind of messed up and not so much a threat as just a jacked up thing to say to someone. Important preface I am not now nor have I ever been antisemetic.

So my buddy gets in a shoving match with this jewish guy and he shoves him over backwards on a card table which knocks off an ashtray throwing ash into the air. So my buddy says to him be careful your ancestors are blowing away in the wind.

my ex-girlfreind once threatened to crush my manhood between two stones.

i once told a guy who tryed to assault a girl i know that if I ever heard he even tried to do something like that again I would nail his scrotum to a table in a shack then set the shack on fire. He said thats murder and I said no its not I’d leave you a pair of scissors within arms reach.

Groove,

I like the younger ones too, but not when they are that young or related to me.

You know what they say, “15 will get you 20.”