Alrighty. Time for The Dead Pool forum edition. Names have been changed to protect the damned.
Nathan Doberman- This character seems like an all around nice guy. That makes it so painful to put him here. A little known fact about him is that he once was a gator, but has since morphed into a dogg. But, sadly, he enjoys sitting close to the action at professional wrestling matches. So close that he puts himself in danger of being hit by one of those metal chairs that the wrestlers love to hurl. Lets just hope that this genuinely nice guy wises up soon and deviates from his deadly risk-taking behavior.
MucousMind- To be honest, I never anticipated him to be in the Pool. He has always portrayed himself as an eloquent, intelligent and humorous individual -clouds above the average poster. They say though, that genuis is next to insanity. This guy certainly has been proving that lately as he has been delving further into his insane theories. I predict that pretty soon he'll be smothered to death under a pillow by a Big Indian escaping from the mental ward.
Theo CIA- He hasn't posted at all lately which makes me wonder if he got ahold of some genuine l-tryptophan through his dealers in the shady "alternative nutrition" biz.
Michael Mentzir- He is actually a washed-up, has-been, never-been Olympia who for some reason posts every now and then on this site, even though he's constantly barraged with insults. And, every time he posts, winds up making fun of himself! A man this pathetic will certainly off himself fairly soon. And the sooner the better.
So, that's it for this edition of forum Dead-Pool. Place your bets and read the gossip columns and good luck!!