If you come to DC you’ll have a bed in my room. What more can I say!
p.s: That is not a homosexual come on…not that there’s anything wrong with that…you can be my stunt arse, my decoy and run arse interference for me on Nate.
Will Heffernan wrote:
John you could quite possibly become my new best friend.
The fact that you are English and I am an Australian living in Ireland could possibly make this the room to be in for others if they want to see some proper European style piss taking and piss drinking. Let’s forget the beer for just a second…it won’t be long…we’ll be right back to the beer.
We all know that Australian’s are essentially all bred from criminal stock. So we hate the English for throwing us out but appreciate that our new home ended up being better than being sentenced to Club Med. So plenty of material there.
We ended up coming back to haunt them as we kicked there arses in every sport they invented for the best part of a century.
The English do have ammo now though as they beat us in the Rugby WC (this hurts me more than most because I am a rugby coach and have worked with English players and so was able to contribute in a small way to my own destruction)and they got back the Ashes in the cricket this year.
It’s been too long since I spoke about the beer so I can’t go on with my list of reasons to be in this room to see the constant niggle that will take place and hilarity that will ensue. Did I mention that John is buying a case of beer…John, I know that you have probably been inundated with requests but please ask people to form a que behind me…naturally if I do end up in this room I’d prefer the 2 other occupants to be non drinking vegans…a case of beer only goes so far.
I can only afford a room if I split the cost so someone please give me an excuse to skip some university! I’m a 22yr old male from England. I don’t speak like Hugh Grant but I’ll buy my roomies a crate of beer.
OK. Now I officially want to go. I heard that some people that know stuff are going to be talking about said stuff, but I could almost care less about that stuff just now. Drinking heavily with guys that run around and smash people AND have funny accents? Now THAT sounds like fun.
Additionally, I will be homeless by then.
AND, I’ve never been to DC.
AND AND, I might be unemployed at that time.
AND AND AND, I have a grip of unused ff miles.
AND AND AND AND, umm n/m.