[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
I was at a swingers club in DC with this super hawt Asian chick I was on and off with for several years. I’m there doing the exhibitionist thing (this one had the same fantasy about loving guys masturbating to her) when fucking PRINCE shows up and starts hitting on my girl. WHILE I’m fucking her. Seriously, Prince, or the artist formerly known as Prince, or the symbol or whatever that short (he’s only like five foot nothin) little dick muther fucker is calling himself these days tried to hone in on my action. I did NOT get in a fist fight with him or anything, but my girl was all star struck and and wanted to stop and blah, blah, blah - I basically got cockblocked by Prince!
I did end up banging one of the chicks in his entourage, though ;)[/quote]
HA.
What is up with Asians and swinger parties?
The one fall out from my event was with the bartender/co-owner lady. She was a very attractive, slightly older, Asian woman.
Her husband called and, after some, hemming and hawing, I figured out he wanted me to fuck his wife (the bartender) while he watched.
I was game, and so proceeded on my next trip back to Sante Fe, obliged.
She was extremely skilled, and he (much older) watched, stroking his dick in the corner.
She kept screaming at him that she was finally getting a real man and a real cock to fuck her and things like “this is what a real cock feels like,” “She’s got a real man, now” etc, plus a bunch of stuff in some undetermined Asian language.
Anyway, when it was over, she dressed and served her husband and me beers and they were polite and nice, and loving on each other, like nothing weird happened.
I was invited back (by both of them, separately), but it was too weird.
I figured he would flip and shoot me or something.[/quote]
I’m pretty sure Houston Guy told the EXACT same story, except he didn’t mention if the asian girl was skilled or not. Maybe you and Houston Guy got with the same couple. If you ever meet you can high five over it.[/quote]
Maybe he did, but I also told my story here some years ago in SAMA, which is what I presume you are thinking of.