OK, so my 3 year old daughter walks right up to me, grabs my crotch and says "Daddy what is this?".
Wow! I said "that's my Penis, and please don't grab it or anyone else's".
"Oh" she says!
I feel as a father you need to be honest and not say it's my pee-pee or something like that. It was quite a shock, but I guess they have to learn sometimes!
A few weeks before this she used to run into the bathroom as I was showering and point and giggle at my gear (we have a glass shower door). I knew she was wondering what was going on there since she and her sister and mommy have the same setup, and mine is different.
Kids do and say the darndest things! What is the most schocking or embarassing thing your children have done?