[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]Customer: ?I would like the 12 oz. New York Strip.?
Me: ?Excellent, sir. How would you like that prepared? There is a description of all of our options on your menu.?
Customer: ?Rare! And I mean extra rare! I want the cow to still be mooing on my plate!?
Me: ?Alright, sir. We can do that for you. Would you??
Customer: ?I need you to write extra rare! I want it dripping blood. That is how a real man eats steak! That burnt stuff isn?t for real men! Extra rare!?
(This continues for a few minutes, until I assure the customer that I will speak to the manager in order to be sure that his steak is extra rare. I put in an order for a ?Black and Blue?. This steak is more rare than the usual; the inside is cool and the outside seared. As promised, I tell the manager about the customer?s specific request. After I serve the food, I get flagged down by the customer.)
Customer: ?What is this? This is cold! How long has it been sitting there??
Me: ?Sir, I assure you I brought your dishes out as soon as they were finished.?
Customer: ?Then what is wrong with your cooks? They don?t bother cooking my food? Why is it cold??
Me: ?Sir, you ordered your steak to be extra rare. As it explains on the menu, this means that the internal temperature of the steak will be cool.?
Customer: ?What is wrong with you people? Who wants a cold steak? I never said I wanted a cold steak! I saw extra rare! That means the middle part is pink and hot! Who can eat this raw cold
Me: ?I apologize for the misunderstanding, sir. I can alert the management and have them make another steak for you.?
Customer: ?No! I am not eating anywhere that sells food raw! This is disgusting. You people should be reported! Come on honey, let?s go to that sushi place next door!?
This couldn’t happen, right???
That… that can’t be real.[/quote]
Technically sushi isn’t raw. Its cooked by freezing.
Actually, sushi is rice. It can have cooked or uncooked meat in it.
And good sashimi is not cooked or frozen.