I knew a guy like this from school, My buddy and i called him "Fat Lats Josh," Didnt know his actual name...Man must've weighed about 180lbs, but was pure blubber, didnt look like he'd lifted a day in his life.
One day he approached me, Lats A-Flared, while i was sitting at a table. With his lips as pursed as his lats, he said "Hey man, you look pretty big. What do you bench?"
I Mutter to myself "As if bench is the ultimate indication of strength...I normally end between 4-500 for reps depending on the day."
To which he responds "Pounds?"
I look at him Flabbergasted..."No, Inches," i say as i nod at him.
Moving back to his topic, Himself, he quickly jumps to saying "Yea, i rep like, 200 to 300 like 20 times."
"Cool" i spit out through force feeding myself Chicken and Sweet potatoes, as if to seem too busy to talk.
Finally he went away, and When Hyena came back from the rest room we had ourselves a good chuckle. Saw that guy all around school too...lol ahh what a hilarious semester we had...