hey, he COULD be getting this much energy each day with fatty meals. just drink a pint of oil per day in addition to your normal intake.
I call bull shit on this one. 9,000 calories per day doesnt make you want to puke but a little grit from creatine powder in your water does? Puh-leez brotha, i just aint buyin what you are sellin. honestly, i think you should closely evaluate your diet, recalculate everything and see where you are at.
your over-the-top claims may just be a newbie error or whatever. read up, get things straight and THEN post on the forum.
good luck in your endeavors.