Ok I have to share this dream that I had last night with everyone. nuts as hell.
BTW I have cottage cheese and pears before I went to bed
It started out with Eric Cartman in his cartoon, I was there.
He was getting chased by these people that wanted to kill him, they had a hand grenade and they were gonna use it. So we go and become loggers, but for one of the logging company’s on the Axe Men show (I watched the whole season yesterday) And we were getting driven into the ground by these two bosses.
Fast forward a bit.
Cartman is gone, I am put to this physical stress test, they have me get on a stationary bike and pedal as fast as i can for as long as i can.
The bike grows wheels and I start hauling ass through this woods up a hill.
I cross the hill and there’s a huge as ramp, and over that ramp there is dirt bikes, cars, go karts jumping over each other on these hills (like nitro circus).
So I hit this ramp, and I’m hauling ass to this ramp coming up. I hit this ramp and get about 70 feet of air (on a stationary bike…fucked up I know.) and I land the jump, and as soon as I land it I fall of the bike.
…And I wake up
What a fucked up dream eh? Anyone got any better?