I got invited to a Halloween date party the other day, but lo and behold I’ve got zero ideas for costumes. Yall have any good ideas for costumes?
A suit, shirt with a tie, with a big ol S underneath. Glasses of course. Have someone yell “Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s…” and then you rip that baby and just stand there for the rest of the evening.
At least, I’m going like that.
Go as Bruno, from Bruno. Wear only a condom. Anyone that’s seen the movie will know what I mean.
Get a white trash bag, put it on like a poncho, and bam, your white trash.
Is your date a huge black guy? Because, if so, you should be Rob and Big.
Otherwise, go as a guido.
Or sickabs.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Is your date a huge black guy? Because, if so, you should be Rob and Big.
Otherwise, go as a guido.
Or sickabs.[/quote]
close. My date is a 120 lb white woman.
[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
Get a white trash bag, put it on like a poncho, and bam, your white trash.[/quote]
Haha that made me lol. It’s pretty durn cheap too which is a definite plus
[quote]tommytoughnuts wrote:
close. My date is a 120 lb white woman. [/quote]
obviously pick something that will encourage her to match, therefore making her think it’s ‘cute’ when in reality, it makes her look like a whore.
FUCK man, it’s halloween. shit.
edit* yo holy shit my delts were tiny last year. lol
The Clark Kent/Superman idea sounds pretty good actually…You should do that…
If I decide to dress up for Halloween, I will be going as white Kanye West. Outfit will be jeans, white t-shirt with “Obama hates whites” in black marker written on it, with one of those douchey yuppie vests worn over top, and a pair of sunglasses with the slits in them.
I’m going as Green Man…
Get a blue body suit like the greenman costume. Attach a giant blue dildo. BAM Dr. Manhattan, and you can have her be Silk Spectre too.
[quote]Fezzik wrote:
Get a blue body suit like the greenman costume. Attach a giant blue dildo. BAM Dr. Manhattan, and you can have her be Silk Spectre too.[/quote]
I think this is a fantastic idea.
[quote]JLu wrote:
Fezzik wrote:
Get a blue body suit like the greenman costume. Attach a giant blue dildo. BAM Dr. Manhattan, and you can have her be Silk Spectre too.
I think this is a fantastic idea.[/quote]
A fantastic idea that requires a grown man to buy a dildo…right.
my costume this year
with this
oops, mine is red
Wear plain old street clothes, your date as well.
Put all your coin into a few silver mylar balloons to carry around and have her carry a sign that says “Have You Seen Our Son?”
It’s cheap, topical, and hilarious.
[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
JLu wrote:
Fezzik wrote:
Get a blue body suit like the greenman costume. Attach a giant blue dildo. BAM Dr. Manhattan, and you can have her be Silk Spectre too.
I think this is a fantastic idea.
A fantastic idea that requires a grown man to buy a dildo…right.[/quote]
You can fashion a dildo out of a paper towel roll and some blue painters tape… Not that I have any experience with such things.
An orange jumpsuit, a Richard Nixon mask, one of those pointy Vietnamese ricefarmer hats and a strap-on dildo.
I was planning on going as a guido, but holy fuck that Kanye West idea is awesome.