You're a moron and you need to go for a brain transplant. That's your best shot.
No, I take that back, it's your only shot.
Now let me point out why you're a moron.
That's just stupid. Let's call that evidence A in the "you're a moron" case.
Who give a flying fuck how it feels, you get your stupid ass to a doctor and get a proper diagnose.
no shit Sherlock.
no you haven't ! ! !
see, I told you you hadn't been thinking.
Yeah, start using your brain. Don't nevermind your body. How many left shoulders do you have? How many do you think you can grow to replace the one you busted up?
Now, get your ass to a trained professional and have him take a look at your shoulder.
And to the people who have been giving advice to this clown: shame on you.