Conspiracy-Theory Generator

Now I know where JTF gets all his good stuff…

Can it generate one that’s not true?

:wink:

[quote]BostonBarrister wrote:
Now I know where JTF gets all his good stuff…

LOL Good stuff… but even these are not enough for the stuff jlesk has been pumping out of late. Holy mother of God that stuff is scary.

[quote]BostonBarrister wrote:
Now I know where JTF gets all his good stuff…

That’s hilarious!!

George W. Bush lowered taxes so that big corporations, the Jews, and Republicans could invade Michael Moore.

This one’s so close to the truth it hurts.

[quote]slimjim wrote:
George W. Bush lowered taxes so that big corporations, the Jews, and Republicans could invade Michael Moore.

This one’s so close to the truth it hurts.[/quote]

Please enlighten us with “the truth”.

Very cool, BB.

[quote]rainjack wrote:
slimjim wrote:
George W. Bush lowered taxes so that big corporations, the Jews, and Republicans could invade Michael Moore.

This one’s so close to the truth it hurts.

Please enlighten us with “the truth”. [/quote]

That was a joke, sarcasm, glib comment. WTF. Lighten up Sparky.

[quote]slimjim wrote:
rainjack wrote:
slimjim wrote:
George W. Bush lowered taxes so that big corporations, the Jews, and Republicans could invade Michael Moore.

This one’s so close to the truth it hurts.

Please enlighten us with “the truth”.

That was a joke, sarcasm, glib comment. WTF. Lighten up Sparky.
[/quote]

Evidently you have trouble spotting sarcasm when it comes from someone else. I even used quotation marks to highlight the obvious. I’ll write slower next time.

Oh oh… does this mean we’ll have a lot of new wacky threads soon?

[quote]pookie wrote:
Can it generate one that’s not true?

;)[/quote]

How about:

GW Bush outlawed E=mc^2 so that conventional weapons would now be considered WMDs.

Rainjack, this clearly won’t make a difference since he won’t be able to read your words until you post. At that point he’ll read it at his own speed, so the ball’s in his court. I don’t know how you could possibly think otherwise.

:wink:

[quote]rainjack wrote:
I’ll write slower next time.
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[quote]NateN wrote:
Rainjack, this clearly won’t make a difference since he won’t be able to read your words until you post. At that point he’ll read it at his own speed, so the ball’s in his court. I don’t know how you could possibly think otherwise.

:wink:

rainjack wrote:
I’ll write slower next time.
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Ah yes I understand now, sorry if it took me awhile, you’ll debase my post by questioning my intelligence. How clever.