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Conjoined Twins in Bodybuilding


#1

If one twin competes as a natty, and the other starts taking steroids, does the natty one have to give up natty contests?


#2

Even weirder...what if one of them's gay but they only have one ass?


#3

Boy/girl: girl is DTF but boy is 'not that into her'.

They sleep in the same bed, shower together, etc. (obv)

What happens next?


#4

Ooh! Three dogs are connected human centipede style.

And they don't mind too much because dogs like eating shit.


#5

One likes chocolate.

The other likes peanut butter.

How long before their life becomes a commercial?


#6

They have one dick, but they both have to piss like, emergency badly.

How do they decide who gets to piss first?


#7

I always thought it funny in that old commercial where they guy is walking down the street with a chocolate bar and the other guy has a jar of peanut butter and they bump into each other.
Chocolate bar guy? OK...but who walks down the street eating peanut butter???


#8

The year is 1975.

A pair of conjoined twins is born, miraculously, on top of a wall in Berlin.


#9

Professor X during Black History Month.


#10

^^ Funniest possible to answer to three decimal points!