Congressional Panel?

What really should have been said at the congressional panel?

From the very first Olympians who used the likes of mushrooms and herbs to give them a competitive advantage, performance enhancing drugs will always be a part of sports! As long as there is even a glimmer of hope that the athlete will receive a scholarship, a million dollar contract, or fame, drugs will be there!

Let?s face it, I?m not going to spend my hard earned cash to watch some guy hit singles, run the 100 meters in 11 seconds, or run 40 yards in 6 seconds, hell I can do that! We should just be honest with kids today? roids will make you run faster, hit farther, lift more, through farther, look better, ah hell anything that requires you to use your muscles and the downside? well if your stupid you?ll end up bald with gyno.

p.s. Ben Johnson IS the fastest man in the world!