T Nation

Conan Speaks

“If the gods are with me, then so be it. If they are against me, then damn them to hell. The only gods I need are a yard of polished Hyborean steel and the strength of my arm to wield it!”

All I need is my X inches of… oh never mind.


“If I spend all my time on the political forum instead of lifting, people will tell me to hit the weight room.” – Cream

'Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and then declare ‘Mission Accomplished!’

“Let me live deep while I live; let me know the rich juices of red meat and stinging wine on my palate, the hot embrace of white arms, the mad exultation of battle when the blue blades flame and crimson, and I am content. Let teachers and priests and philosophers brood over questions of reality and illusion. I know this: if life is an illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me. I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and am content.”

-Conan the Cimmerian, Queen of the Black Coast