Pant, pant, pant. There, that's better.
I hate moving. I really, really do. I finally made it back to T-Nation and it seems a different world. Who are these new people? What's everyone up to? Will take forever to catch up.
Moving is always stressful - closing accounts, opening accounts, hours of driving, cleaning the apartment, packing, unpacking. But Murphy's Law busted a gasket making this move a real whopper:
The movers got in a big argument with me, after the sales clerk swore they wouldn't - do NOT hire Americas Moving Company
The bank lost my change of address and sent everything to the old place
ATT screwed up my phone line, which means 3 weeks without internet. THREE. WEEKS.
The IRS updated its computer system which promptly blew a fuse and accused me of owing money I didn't owe
Do you have any idea how many hours I spent on a friend's phone trying to convince ATT they screwed up my phone line? Any idea how many visits from the serviceman?
When I pulled the contact paper from the cabinets, the weird paint had glued it down and it ripped to shreds - even though I followed their suggestion to put it down in the first place, I know they'll charge me for repairs
One of the profs at the school told me I had just rented an apartment in a high crime district
The new power company didn't get in touch with me about the down payment
Golden Corral forgot to turn on the ice cream machine, so all the ice cream was thin liquid and I got no desert
Did I mention ATT messed up my phone line?