While the action looks pretty damn good, I am sick of seeing these bone-thin, non-physical looking waifs in these types of roles. Felt the same way about Salt.
Zoe Saldana looked painfully thin in The Losers. It was pretty distracting.
X 2 totally unbelievable that somebody that painfully emaciated could knock over a bowling pin much less a grown man.
I've seen more muscular women in rom-coms.
Ive have honestly seen more muscular women in nursing homes and they were bed ridden.
Hehe ! Now that's one for the original ideas pot. An action movie set in a nursing home.
HE was a man on the edge with NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE...
"eeeehh I just shit myself again!"
...against a team of nurses with EVERYTHING TO GAIN.
"Mr. Williams you can't throw your bedpan at visitors!"
"eeehh YOU'RE NOT MY SON!"
PREPARE TO GET
"eeehh!!!! nnnurse i think i'm having a heart attack!"
this film is not yet rated.
what the hell is that video?
I'd still put it in her butt
Bubba Ho-Tep =(
Sorry Roy =P
I love Bubba Ho-Tep, but I was thinking more along the lines of Die Hard in a nursing home. They've done it nearly everywhere else (skyscraper, school, ship, plane, airport, train, bus, Alcatraz) but never in a way they can really mess with action movie tropes.
You could have a corrupt ex-politician about to make a deathbed confessional, but his colleagues want to silence him before he exposes them. They send in the usual crew of heavies but the janitor is naturally an ex-special forces operative ready to put a mop in the works.
hahaha ok, you got me. As long as it ain't Stevie Fuckin Segal I'm in!
How dare you, Sir!! Steven Seagal's stunt double is one of the most underrated actors ever.
Ermm.,..which one is it that runs like a girl?
Nobody runs like a girl quite like everyones' morbidly obese Aikidoka of choice. Except girls. So, Mr. Seagal handled all his own running scenes up until when he was diagnosed with a rare disease that meant prolonged chase scenes made him fatter:
He expands as he's running in this clip ^
No seriously, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT VIDEO?
that video...please take it down
Okay that was funny.