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While the action looks pretty damn good, I am sick of seeing these bone-thin, non-physical looking waifs in these types of roles. Felt the same way about Salt.

Zoe Saldana looked painfully thin in The Losers. It was pretty distracting.

[quote]roybot wrote:
Zoe Saldana looked painfully thin in The Losers. It was pretty distracting.[/quote]

X 2 totally unbelievable that somebody that painfully emaciated could knock over a bowling pin much less a grown man.

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[quote]roybot wrote:
Zoe Saldana looked painfully thin in The Losers. It was pretty distracting.[/quote]

X 2 totally unbelievable that somebody that painfully emaciated could knock over a bowling pin much less a grown man.[/quote]

I’ve seen more muscular women in rom-coms.

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[quote]roybot wrote:
Zoe Saldana looked painfully thin in The Losers. It was pretty distracting.[/quote]

X 2 totally unbelievable that somebody that painfully emaciated could knock over a bowling pin much less a grown man.[/quote]

I’ve seen more muscular women in rom-coms.[/quote]

Ive have honestly seen more muscular women in nursing homes and they were bed ridden.

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[quote]roybot wrote:

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[quote]roybot wrote:
Zoe Saldana looked painfully thin in The Losers. It was pretty distracting.[/quote]

X 2 totally unbelievable that somebody that painfully emaciated could knock over a bowling pin much less a grown man.[/quote]

I’ve seen more muscular women in rom-coms.[/quote]

Ive have honestly seen more muscular women in nursing homes and they were bed ridden.[/quote]

Hehe ! Now that’s one for the original ideas pot. An action movie set in a nursing home.

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[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:
Zoe Saldana looked painfully thin in The Losers. It was pretty distracting.[/quote]

X 2 totally unbelievable that somebody that painfully emaciated could knock over a bowling pin much less a grown man.[/quote]

I’ve seen more muscular women in rom-coms.[/quote]

Ive have honestly seen more muscular women in nursing homes and they were bed ridden.[/quote]

Hehe ! Now that’s one for the original ideas pot. An action movie set in a nursing home.[/quote]

HE was a man on the edge with NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE…

“eeeehh I just shit myself again!”

*gunfire, explosions"

…against a team of nurses with EVERYTHING TO GAIN.

“Mr. Williams you can’t throw your bedpan at visitors!”

“eeehh YOU’RE NOT MY SON!”

THIS SUMMER

“grandpa no!”

PREPARE TO GET

“eeehh!!! nnnurse i think i’m having a heart attack!”

[u]GERIATRIC THUNDER[/u]

this film is not yet rated.

what the hell is that video?

I’d still put it in her butt

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[quote]roybot wrote:
Zoe Saldana looked painfully thin in The Losers. It was pretty distracting.[/quote]

X 2 totally unbelievable that somebody that painfully emaciated could knock over a bowling pin much less a grown man.[/quote]

I’ve seen more muscular women in rom-coms.[/quote]

Ive have honestly seen more muscular women in nursing homes and they were bed ridden.[/quote]

Hehe ! Now that’s one for the original ideas pot. An action movie set in a nursing home.[/quote]

Bubba Ho-Tep =(

Sorry Roy =P

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[quote]roybot wrote:
Zoe Saldana looked painfully thin in The Losers. It was pretty distracting.[/quote]

X 2 totally unbelievable that somebody that painfully emaciated could knock over a bowling pin much less a grown man.[/quote]

I’ve seen more muscular women in rom-coms.[/quote]

Ive have honestly seen more muscular women in nursing homes and they were bed ridden.[/quote]

Hehe ! Now that’s one for the original ideas pot. An action movie set in a nursing home.[/quote]

HE was a man on the edge with NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE…

“eeeehh I just shit myself again!”

*gunfire, explosions"

…against a team of nurses with EVERYTHING TO GAIN.

“Mr. Williams you can’t throw your bedpan at visitors!”

“eeehh YOU’RE NOT MY SON!”

THIS SUMMER

“grandpa no!”

PREPARE TO GET

“eeehh!!! nnnurse i think i’m having a heart attack!”

[u]GERIATRIC THUNDER[/u]

this film is not yet rated.[/quote]

Sterling work!

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[quote]roybot wrote:
Zoe Saldana looked painfully thin in The Losers. It was pretty distracting.[/quote]

X 2 totally unbelievable that somebody that painfully emaciated could knock over a bowling pin much less a grown man.[/quote]

I’ve seen more muscular women in rom-coms.[/quote]

Ive have honestly seen more muscular women in nursing homes and they were bed ridden.[/quote]

Hehe ! Now that’s one for the original ideas pot. An action movie set in a nursing home.[/quote]

Bubba Ho-Tep =(

Sorry Roy =P

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I love Bubba Ho-Tep, but I was thinking more along the lines of Die Hard in a nursing home. They’ve done it nearly everywhere else (skyscraper, school, ship, plane, airport, train, bus, Alcatraz) but never in a way they can really mess with action movie tropes.

You could have a corrupt ex-politician about to make a deathbed confessional, but his colleagues want to silence him before he exposes them. They send in the usual crew of heavies but the janitor is naturally an ex-special forces operative ready to put a mop in the works.

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[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:
Zoe Saldana looked painfully thin in The Losers. It was pretty distracting.[/quote]

X 2 totally unbelievable that somebody that painfully emaciated could knock over a bowling pin much less a grown man.[/quote]

I’ve seen more muscular women in rom-coms.[/quote]

Ive have honestly seen more muscular women in nursing homes and they were bed ridden.[/quote]

Hehe ! Now that’s one for the original ideas pot. An action movie set in a nursing home.[/quote]

Bubba Ho-Tep =(

Sorry Roy =P

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I love Bubba Ho-Tep, but I was thinking more along the lines of Die Hard in a nursing home. They’ve done it nearly everywhere else (skyscaper, school, ship, plane, airport, train, bus, Alcatraz) but never in a way they can really mess with action movie tropes.

You could have a corrupt ex-politician about to make a deathbed confessional, but his colleagues want to silence him before he exposes them. They send in the usual crew of heavies but the janitor is naturally an ex-special forces operative ready to put a mop in the works. [/quote]

hahaha ok, you got me. As long as it ain’t Stevie Fuckin Segal I’m in! :wink:

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hahaha ok, you got me. As long as it ain’t Stevie Fuckin Segal I’m in! :wink:

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How dare you, Sir!! Steven Seagal’s stunt double is one of the most underrated actors ever.

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[quote]Stern wrote:

hahaha ok, you got me. As long as it ain’t Stevie Fuckin Segal I’m in! :wink:

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How dare you, Sir!! Steven Seagal’s stunt double is one of the most underrated actors ever.[/quote]

Ermm.,…which one is it that runs like a girl?

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[quote]Stern wrote:

hahaha ok, you got me. As long as it ain’t Stevie Fuckin Segal I’m in! :wink:

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How dare you, Sir!! Steven Seagal’s stunt double is one of the most underrated actors ever.[/quote]

Ermm.,…which one is it that runs like a girl?
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Nobody runs like a girl quite like everyones’ morbidly obese Aikidoka of choice. Except girls. So, Mr. Seagal handled all his own running scenes up until when he was diagnosed with a rare disease that meant prolonged chase scenes made him fatter:

He expands as he’s running in this clip ^

No seriously, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT VIDEO?

that video…please take it down

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[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]DJHT wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:
Zoe Saldana looked painfully thin in The Losers. It was pretty distracting.[/quote]

X 2 totally unbelievable that somebody that painfully emaciated could knock over a bowling pin much less a grown man.[/quote]

I’ve seen more muscular women in rom-coms.[/quote]

Ive have honestly seen more muscular women in nursing homes and they were bed ridden.[/quote]

Hehe ! Now that’s one for the original ideas pot. An action movie set in a nursing home.[/quote]

HE was a man on the edge with NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE…

“eeeehh I just shit myself again!”

*gunfire, explosions"

…against a team of nurses with EVERYTHING TO GAIN.

“Mr. Williams you can’t throw your bedpan at visitors!”

“eeehh YOU’RE NOT MY SON!”

THIS SUMMER

“grandpa no!”

PREPARE TO GET

“eeehh!!! nnnurse i think i’m having a heart attack!”

[u]GERIATRIC THUNDER[/u]

this film is not yet rated.[/quote]

Okay that was funny.