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Rodimus_Black 2011-08-18 21:40:56 UTC #1

While the action looks pretty damn good, I am sick of seeing these bone-thin, non-physical looking waifs in these types of roles. Felt the same way about Salt.

roybot 2011-08-18 22:51:57 UTC #2

Zoe Saldana looked painfully thin in The Losers. It was pretty distracting.

DJHT 2011-08-18 23:02:23 UTC #3

X 2 totally unbelievable that somebody that painfully emaciated could knock over a bowling pin much less a grown man.

roybot 2011-08-18 23:05:39 UTC #4

I've seen more muscular women in rom-coms.

DJHT 2011-08-18 23:07:36 UTC #5

Ive have honestly seen more muscular women in nursing homes and they were bed ridden.

roybot 2011-08-18 23:17:10 UTC #6

Hehe ! Now that's one for the original ideas pot. An action movie set in a nursing home.

WormwoodTheory 2011-08-19 00:20:35 UTC #7

HE was a man on the edge with NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE...

"eeeehh I just shit myself again!"

*gunfire, explosions"

...against a team of nurses with EVERYTHING TO GAIN.

"Mr. Williams you can't throw your bedpan at visitors!"

"eeehh YOU'RE NOT MY SON!"

THIS SUMMER

"grandpa no!"

PREPARE TO GET

"eeehh!!!! nnnurse i think i'm having a heart attack!"

[u]GERIATRIC THUNDER[/u]

this film is not yet rated.

gregron 2011-08-19 00:07:26 UTC #8

what the hell is that video?

system 2011-08-19 15:11:28 UTC #9

I'd still put it in her butt

Stern 2011-08-19 15:59:06 UTC #10

Bubba Ho-Tep =(

Sorry Roy =P

roybot 2011-08-19 16:24:21 UTC #11

WormwoodTheory wrote:

roybot wrote:

DJHT wrote:

roybot wrote:

DJHT wrote:

roybot wrote:
Zoe Saldana looked painfully thin in The Losers. It was pretty distracting.

X 2 totally unbelievable that somebody that painfully emaciated could knock over a bowling pin much less a grown man.

I've seen more muscular women in rom-coms.

Ive have honestly seen more muscular women in nursing homes and they were bed ridden.

Hehe ! Now that's one for the original ideas pot. An action movie set in a nursing home.

HE was a man on the edge with NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE...

"eeeehh I just shit myself again!"

*gunfire, explosions"

...against a team of nurses with EVERYTHING TO GAIN.

"Mr. Williams you can't throw your bedpan at visitors!"

"eeehh YOU'RE NOT MY SON!"

THIS SUMMER

"grandpa no!"

PREPARE TO GET

"eeehh!!!! nnnurse i think i'm having a heart attack!"

[u]GERIATRIC THUNDER[/u]

this film is not yet rated.

Sterling work!

roybot 2011-08-19 16:59:16 UTC #12

I love Bubba Ho-Tep, but I was thinking more along the lines of Die Hard in a nursing home. They've done it nearly everywhere else (skyscraper, school, ship, plane, airport, train, bus, Alcatraz) but never in a way they can really mess with action movie tropes.

You could have a corrupt ex-politician about to make a deathbed confessional, but his colleagues want to silence him before he exposes them. They send in the usual crew of heavies but the janitor is naturally an ex-special forces operative ready to put a mop in the works.

Stern 2011-08-19 16:57:29 UTC #13

roybot wrote:

Stern wrote:

roybot wrote:

DJHT wrote:

roybot wrote:

DJHT wrote:

roybot wrote:
Zoe Saldana looked painfully thin in The Losers. It was pretty distracting.

X 2 totally unbelievable that somebody that painfully emaciated could knock over a bowling pin much less a grown man.

I've seen more muscular women in rom-coms.

Ive have honestly seen more muscular women in nursing homes and they were bed ridden.

Hehe ! Now that's one for the original ideas pot. An action movie set in a nursing home.

Bubba Ho-Tep =(

Sorry Roy =P

I love Bubba Ho-Tep, but I was thinking more along the lines of Die Hard in a nursing home. They've done it nearly everywhere else (skyscaper, school, ship, plane, airport, train, bus, Alcatraz) but never in a way they can really mess with action movie tropes.

You could have a corrupt ex-politician about to make a deathbed confessional, but his colleagues want to silence him before he exposes them. They send in the usual crew of heavies but the janitor is naturally an ex-special forces operative ready to put a mop in the works.

hahaha ok, you got me. As long as it ain't Stevie Fuckin Segal I'm in!

roybot 2011-08-19 17:04:24 UTC #14

How dare you, Sir!! Steven Seagal's stunt double is one of the most underrated actors ever.

Stern 2011-08-19 17:23:52 UTC #15

Ermm.,..which one is it that runs like a girl?

roybot 2011-08-19 17:45:30 UTC #16

Nobody runs like a girl quite like everyones' morbidly obese Aikidoka of choice. Except girls. So, Mr. Seagal handled all his own running scenes up until when he was diagnosed with a rare disease that meant prolonged chase scenes made him fatter:

He expands as he's running in this clip ^

Steel_Nation 2011-08-19 19:04:53 UTC #17

No seriously, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT VIDEO?

TommyGunz32 2011-08-19 19:29:28 UTC #18

that video...please take it down

Derek542 2011-08-19 19:34:37 UTC #19

WormwoodTheory wrote:

roybot wrote:

DJHT wrote:

roybot wrote:

DJHT wrote:

roybot wrote:
Zoe Saldana looked painfully thin in The Losers. It was pretty distracting.

X 2 totally unbelievable that somebody that painfully emaciated could knock over a bowling pin much less a grown man.

I've seen more muscular women in rom-coms.

Ive have honestly seen more muscular women in nursing homes and they were bed ridden.

Hehe ! Now that's one for the original ideas pot. An action movie set in a nursing home.

HE was a man on the edge with NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE...

"eeeehh I just shit myself again!"

*gunfire, explosions"

...against a team of nurses with EVERYTHING TO GAIN.

"Mr. Williams you can't throw your bedpan at visitors!"

"eeehh YOU'RE NOT MY SON!"

THIS SUMMER

"grandpa no!"

PREPARE TO GET

"eeehh!!!! nnnurse i think i'm having a heart attack!"

[u]GERIATRIC THUNDER[/u]

this film is not yet rated.

Okay that was funny.